POSTS TAGGED: addicts

Celebrity Rehab

Celebrity Rehab: 100% Attrition With An 80% Chance of Relapse

Don’t blame me. Those are the facts, or as near to the facts as you can get with addicts. Within one year of rehab, 80% will relapse. I hope our group does better. It’s been a long nine weeks for us Gasmii, but only 3 for the patients, and the day of reckoning is upon [...]

Celebrity Rehab

Celebrity Rehab: All You Need Is Love

We pick up this week right where we left off, with Mindy’s horrific seizure. We also get to see Tom Sizemore in all his junkie splendor and have a tender moment with Rodman whenhe finds out about Mindy. Who knew? Awwwww. Does this mean that I can’t hate on you anymore? They must have bonded [...]

Celebrity Rehab

Celebrity Rehab: Mommy Never Loved Me But Daddy Shared His Weed

And the Bob is back! All hail the Bob! Season 3 of Celebrity Rehab is off and running with all the drugs, drama and fucked up daddy (& mommy) issues you could possibly want. There were some pretty powerful moments already and to paraphrase Dave Chappelle, I’d cry but the weed done dried my eyes [...]