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I can’t wait!

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

Ni-night.

They quit!

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show. Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,…. Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Shakira gives birth, Adrienne Maloof cradle robs, and Kelly Osbourne can get fat again. Also, Beyonce bones the National Anthem and an 11 year old is gonna get a damn sex change. WTF? For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

So odd!

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her place, and Kim tries to move her face. Find the full recap for this week’s episode here!  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts [...]

This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) as they tear through Top Chef Seattle, Million Dollar Decorators, Silicon Valley, RHOM, RHOBH and RHOA!  Subscribe on iTunes here, and join us on facebook and twitter to talk trash with us!  Check out the full recap of [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]

Watercooler Quickie for Monday, November 5th

Really?

Sh*t hit the fan in Beverly Hills

It’s official

Tough times for Adrienne and Dr. Paul

Guess who’s coming back?

A kinda disgusting reunion.

The final Quick n’ Dirty of the season!

Kyle stirs eggs in Hawaii.

The cast ditches Twitch and Failor for Hawaii and Ken gets some.

A White People Party gone wrong.