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Fashion showdown, part two.

The return of Dina!

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan!  No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The scene is set at the vineyard.  And another vineyard.  And I think a third vineyard?   Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf [...]

Rollin’ down the river.

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

Road trip!

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

The latest in blood-feuds!

The showdown we’ve all been waiting for!

Welcome back to the Guidice car, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The stench of pork and sweat practically permeates through the television screen. And the anger…oh my, the Brown Smurf is not in a very friendly mood at all. He has transitioned to full on hatred for everyone Teresa is related to. Or [...]

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming fast and furious! THE SOLSTICE PARTY has now joined the club. And based on the events of this week, we will now have THE POOL PARTY in the mix. Also making a brief cameo this [...]

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

Matin’ with Manzos