POSTS TAGGED: alcoholic

Pinot Grigio isn’t considered alcohol, and the word “deformed” means blemish.

Me too, Mikey. Me too. I continue to be more and more confused and disappointed by the direction this show is going. Is it a program chronically a group of addict’s struggles to remain sober, or is it one Jerry Springer style confrontation after another? Are we watching Sober House or the slob non-alcoholic version [...]

It’s gotta be something, right? Last week it was mic packs and the week before it was the cameraman. What will they take their anger and frustration out on next, the houseplants? Actually, it’s another mic pack and another human being. Sheesh. I hope everyone’s insured.

Hi Gasmii! How is everyone? Staying well, I hope. I’m writing this between gargling gallon mugs of Red Zinger and Throat Coat. I could really use a pick-me-up after the crappy few days that I’ve had, you know what I mean? Still, I’m in nowhere near as much pain as this woman. Don’t worry, I’m [...]

This week was all about dealing with a pesky little thing called emotions. It sucks, right? You have to do it though, even if it’s on a to-don’t list, right along with kissing Dennis on his cigar stained lip ring or being within 20 yards of Carrion.

Sloppy bitches. Clutter bunnies, the pursuit of the pefect Duck Lip and 6 CARATS. Fuck you, kiss my ass and I don’t give a shit. As you can tell by my introduction to this episode, it was wall to wall class. Orange County’s finest are very well known for their subtle, natural beauty but who [...]

This week there was quite a bit less drama than we’ve been seeing in the past three episodes. It was a relief not only for me and you, but for them too, I’m going to guess. It’s no fun to walk around feeling like an open wound all day long, so it’s nice to see [...]

We pick up this week right where we left off, with Mindy’s horrific seizure. We also get to see Tom Sizemore in all his junkie splendor and have a tender moment with Rodman whenhe finds out about Mindy. Who knew? Awwwww. Does this mean that I can’t hate on you anymore? They must have bonded [...]

Have you ever had a friend that you thought you knew? You may have had this person pigeon-holed as the funny Bridget Jones-y one or the ditsy one or the one who always seems so together. Then one day, something happens. They call you up and tell you that they are getting divorced when you [...]

Greetings Gasmii. Have you ever wondered why it takes me so long to get my recaps up after a show has aired? If you guessed that it’s because I’m a lazy procrastinator with a mild to moderate drinking problem then you’re only half-right. Allow me to paint a picture for you of my writing process. [...]