POSTS TAGGED: Alejandra

Penis envy taken to new levels.

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And lush is the new moist.

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

…total bitch.

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Everyone’s a victim this week.

There’s a grief that can’t be spoken…

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Can I have more Colette?

We need a fainting couch STAT!

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It’s like coming home…

Resistance was futile.

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Congrats… Laura-Leigh?

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I wish I was allowed to walk out of work this much.

If only sober equaled sane.

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Kevin’s back, tell your friends.

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Reality television brings out the best in everyone.

Ana! Calm down! Alexia’s boobs! Calm down!

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You don’t like the title? Bravo called it “Healing Hole.”

The girls tell Karen’t some stuff and she doesn’t believe them. The End.

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These women need to just start eating at home.

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Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

We represeeent the Lollipop Guild!

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Get OOUUUTT!!!

Being pretty and successful does not preclude you from being a hot mess.

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#firstworldproblems

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…and everyone hates Karent.