POSTS TAGGED: Amanda Ohly

As you might have noticed, we are starting to add a whole lot of video to the gasm. I’ve been searching high and low for the funny, but sometimes the best boogars are already in your nose! Enter Amanda Ohly, half of the famous Fran and Barry of Amazing Race Recaps fame. Amanda has decided [...]

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Fran here. Before we get things started Berry and I would like to apologize to all of you for having watched and recapped last week’s offensive episode of the Amazing Race. We are outraged with ourselves and we are outraged with AR and we are outraged that Vietnam is still a country that has its [...]

Ahoy Race Fans! Fran and Berry here, intact and ready to take on the world! Well, maybe not the whole world but at least wherever the heck this episode of AR takes us. Last week we excitedly waved goodbye to Team Broseph. (Or should I say Team No Regrets? I have no regrets that they [...]

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

Amazing Race time folks! With me, Fran! (And my handsome yet smelly husband Berry sits aside me cradling our dear little three month old vomit bag, Lil’ C!) Season 21 is narrowing down, we only have five teams left: Team Dong (Jaymes and James), Friday Night Lights (Trey and Lexi), Twin N’s (Natalie and Nadiya), [...]

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

First of all Barry wanted to say congrats to the San Francisco Giants who won some sort of ball sporting event and to a Panda who was named the MVP. An actual Panda?! If it’s not, I don’t want to hear about it! Back to the spooOOOooky Halloween edition of our Amazing Race recap! BOO! [...]

Welcome back race fans. Fran and Berry and our new race fan Lil’ C here. Not sure if we can ever beat last week’s actual race to the finish, but we’ll give it a shot! So with Team Sporty out we have 8 teams left. We start where we ended in Indonesia. Which is where [...]

Episode 3 of Season 21 y’all! Fran (with a side of Berry) here ready to rock this ep! Just close your eyes and listen to the theme song. Boy oh boy, after all of these years this song still gets our blood going! Don’t know if it makes us want to cry, throw up, make [...]

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

Welcome peeps! It’s season 21 and we’re back and we brought a friend! Fran and Berry here with the brand new tiny edition to our family. And it’s a Fran! We call her Lil’ Miss C! She’s six weeks old, but she’s already poopin’ like her old man! Anyway, we put her in her swing [...]

And we’re back….for part two of the season twenty finale. At the end of the first hour Team Second Chance (Ralph and Vanessa) was Philiminated. Boo hoo. Moving on! Who’s IN? WHo has a chance to win a million dollars: Team Blowup (Dave and Rachel) Team Boy Guns (Art and JJ) Team Reality (Rachel and [...]

It’s done! But we love it so much we’re gonna finish twice!

A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.

Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Fran here with Berry by my side ready to tackle Episode 2! Last week on the Amazing Race teams flew to Argentina and then this happened: “This ‘lil piggy goin’ to maaaaaarket!!!!!!!” Team Blowup leaves first at 2:46am. They must drive themselves to the Cafayate Town Square and wait for a “chasqui” (a mounted postman) [...]

Welcome back!!! To the Amazing Race and TVgasm! Berry and I are grateful for a lot of things. We have a partial roof over our heads. As much applesauce as we can eat. A little Franberry on the way. But the thing we are most grateful for today is that those clowns are gone! Thank [...]

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Welcome back AR fans, it’s episode eleven y’all! Isn’t this season just flying by? It felt like just yesterday there were two dumb blonde pairs. Things are also exciting for us, Fran and I are considering taking a position becoming new parents and nannies in Hawaii! We need to find out which island, who the [...]

Hey AR Fans! This week we begin where we left off, in a funky gazebo surrounded by a wonky jazz band. Phil’s voice-over reminds us that last week was a TO BE CONTINUED episode. It’s weird when his V.O. interrupts his own speaking, it’s like I’m down the rabbit hole! Literally I fell into a [...]

Last week we kissed goodbye to the Sailboat Father and Son team of Team Sailboat. Disappointment off the port bow!!! We start this leg in Copenhagen, Denmark. The cleanest waterfront in the world. Cool. According to the internet the second cleanest is Chicago, and they dump bloody animals in there, so maybe don’t brag about [...]

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OR The Continuing Stupidity of Team Sailboat!

Happy belated Halloween everyone! Hope you all had a great time and didn’t eat too much candy and get sick …Barry! He likes to eat Skittles until he pukes, he says the rainbow tastes just as good coming back up. Nasty Barry! Barry’s Halloween costume for next year. Anyway, last time on AR Team Peyton [...]

Hey there race fans, Fran here with Berry by my side. We just popped open a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew and a a fresh bag of Berry’s homemade roadkill jerky so we are ready to watch! Last week the Blonde Twins got off to a shaky start and they just kept on sucking, [...]

8 teams remain!