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The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Welcome back AR fans, it’s episode eleven y’all! Isn’t this season just flying by? It felt like just yesterday there were two dumb blonde pairs. Things are also exciting for us, Fran and I are considering taking a position becoming new parents and nannies in Hawaii! We need to find out which island, who the [...]

Hey AR Fans! This week we begin where we left off, in a funky gazebo surrounded by a wonky jazz band. Phil’s voice-over reminds us that last week was a TO BE CONTINUED episode. It’s weird when his V.O. interrupts his own speaking, it’s like I’m down the rabbit hole! Literally I fell into a [...]

Last week we kissed goodbye to the Sailboat Father and Son team of Team Sailboat. Disappointment off the port bow!!! We start this leg in Copenhagen, Denmark. The cleanest waterfront in the world. Cool. According to the internet the second cleanest is Chicago, and they dump bloody animals in there, so maybe don’t brag about [...]

Super Shady

OR The Continuing Stupidity of Team Sailboat!

Happy belated Halloween everyone! Hope you all had a great time and didn’t eat too much candy and get sick …Barry! He likes to eat Skittles until he pukes, he says the rainbow tastes just as good coming back up. Nasty Barry! Barry’s Halloween costume for next year. Anyway, last time on AR Team Peyton [...]

Hey there race fans, Fran here with Berry by my side. We just popped open a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew and a a fresh bag of Berry’s homemade roadkill jerky so we are ready to watch! Last week the Blonde Twins got off to a shaky start and they just kept on sucking, [...]

8 teams remain!

We begin in Indonesia…

Double elimination!

Peace, Motley Crue.

Renewed

Gary and Mallory could be the first hairless father/daughter team to win the Amazing Race.

Previously on the Amazing Race: Osama Bin Laden was eliminated. Still in the game is: White Daddy Issues Globetrotters Fake Trotters Team Edward Team Peepants The episode begins with Phil in front of a restaurant, telling us nothing. Zev & Justin leave first. Into the unknown. They have to sign in to get to the [...]

We begin this week in…..Austria. (You so crazy, Austria!)

Hitting India

Snapple Presents: The Amazing Snapple Race (by Snapple)

Still running their asses ragged

Out of your Franco induced stoner-host coma and into some intense racing!

The Loser’s Edition

Race to the Finish!

And then there were three…

Ready, Set, Barf!

Double U-Turn Ahead!

The Big Q

Racing on…

Manure, anyone?

Move over, Survivor! These people are here to win.

I love helping the little African baaaaaaybies!

Ghana Get Hot

Mingling With the Locals

Amazing Race comes back to our TVs

Big yay for Top Chef!!

Reality TV hosts: Shmemmys, here we come!

Season finale time!

The Lesbians aren’t coming back any time soon – so it’s up to us to strap one on and dive into… “THE AMAZING RACE!”

Last night was all about eliminations, meth, and stranglings. Come on in!

Ms. Teen may have won the battle but she certainly fucked up the war.