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Don waves his “Dick” around.

Time may change me. But I can’t trace time.

Early morning, April 4… well, you know the rest.

Let it all hang out.

This week on Walking Dead we finally get a better glimpse into the happenings with Andrea and The Road Warrior.   Michonne is the name of our bad and beautiful road warrior.  Don’t expect this bad bitch with a samurai sword to trust anyone at all.  Also, don’t expect her to talk much.  She does a [...]

So, we have a total of 5 prisoners who are alive and living in the kitchen.  When they learn that Hershel has been bitten, their initial reaction is to shoot him, but my darling Daryl has them all in his crossbow sights.  While Maggie, Glenn, and Rick haul Hershel up on a food cart, T-Dogg [...]

Hello and welcome to the third season of Walking Dead.  I will be your recapper this year!  I would like to begin by apologizing for two things.  A)  This is late because I had to get caught up on the show and then wound up having to drive to Austin and back in a matter [...]

Plus: What if Walt wrote a management how-to book?

To what depths will Walt sink? Oh. Those depths. Yikes.

Walt turns 51; Skyler attempts a 5150.

Walt and Jesse learn what it is to be a small business owner.

Even a cheerful housekeeping robot is not immune from Walt’s depravation

Ever want to gut-punch that little shit at the office?

  So Don is sick and coughing like a man who smokes roughly 600 cigarettes a day should cough all day, every day. He and Megan get on the elevator at the agency and run into some floozy named Andrea that Don has obviously banged (probably on a desk, or in men’s room, or on [...]

We see Betty is suiting up for another fancy soiree, but something seems to be amiss. Her normally svelte frame is being squeezed into a dress like a sausage into a casing. What the hell is this? All Betty’s got going for her are her looks, what happened?? She fakes out, making Henry go alone, [...]

****Please welcome back our long lost Lost recapper! ACK!! LOVE YOU, GIRL! We open on Memorial Day weekend, 1966. A bunch of privileged assholes, whose shabby office space shows it’s not the bright and shiny Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, decide to throw water bombs at the cast of The Help. This is pre-Occupy Wall Street [...]

SOA secrets

That rascal is causing all kinds of trouble. Also, justice and stuff.

We learn the regional differences in slang words for zombies

A look at the year through Chooch’s eyes

Plus: Shane turns into Iago

What up, TWD-ers. This is your minicap for episode 207, aka “Pretty Much Dead Already”, aka the Midseason Finale. Hoo boy, what an episode that was. In a season that’s lacked much momentum, a lot of shit sure goes down. This week’s episode opens with Glenn. The rest of Team Rick is having breakfast around [...]

After two seasons of secrecy, the truth finally comes out. Thud.

Hi, TWD team! Here’s you quick rehashing of episode #206, “Secrets”. This week’s episode is all about, well, secrets. Surprise! There are about 89 different secrets on this show, but two of the biggest are: Dr. Greene keeps zombies in his barn for some weird reason; and, Lori is pregnant. Unfortunately, Glenn is the only [...]

Are you ready for some secrets?

Hey, Walking Dead-ers! Welcome to the minicap for episode 204, “Cherokee Rose”. While last week was pretty much devoted to one big storyline—Shane and Otis trying to secure medical supplies to Dr. Greene could save Carl—this week is devoted to the various and sundry tasks you attend to after performing surgery on a boy in [...]

Fireproof, with Zombies

Hey there, TWD fans. Welcome to the 203 minicap. Let’s get to it! We open on Shane in the upstairs bathroom at the Greene homestead. This is a flash-forward, taking place after the events of this week’s episode. He’s shaving his head with an electric razor. When he finishes, he puts the razor down and [...]

The Bible one, not the magician. Although he’s great, too.

AMC has already renewed The Walking Dead for a third season after coming back with big ratings. The Walking Dead premiered with 7.3 million total viewers and 4.8 in the demo–those are huge numbers for cable! They’re on par with The Jersey Shore numbers (yes, I compare everything to Jersey Shore or Housewives ) I’m [...]

Hey Walking Dead-ers. Welcome to the 202 minicap! We have a lot of questions after last week’s fucking CLIFFHANGER: is Carl alive? Who shot him? What are Rick and Shane gonna do? And less importantly, are the other survivors still looking for Sophia? But all that has to wait because we begin with a flashback. [...]

As they leave Atlanta, the gang trades city-zombies for country-zombies.

Walt emerges from his evil-cocoon a beautiful, evil butterfly

Just when you finally felt happy for Walt, they went ahead and did THIS. The Breaking Bad Season 4 finale begins right where last week’s episode left off. After Gus’s instincts told him not to get in his car, Walt hurries across the street to retrieve the bomb from under the car’s bumper. Then he [...]

The simplest solution is usually the right one. Apparently Walt and Jesse didn’t get the memo.

None of that “multiple storylines” bullshit THIS week. They only got one and it’s more than enough. Last week, the doomsday scenario finally happened when Gus decided it was time to kill Hank, threatening to kill Walt’s entire family if Walt tried to interfere. In response, Walt tried to smuggle the wife and kids out [...]

You know that thing where Walt is cooking meth to support his family? Yeah, not really working any more.

Picking up where we left off last week, Gus, Mike, and Jesse are in quite a pickle. Gus’s power-play to kill off the entire leadership of the Juarez Cartel has been a success, but now he’s full of poison and Mike’s full of bullets. It’s up to Jesse to get them out of Cartel country [...]

Breaking Bad turns into a Warren Zevon song

So this one has some crazy shit and some some not-so-crazy shit. First the shit of lesser craziness… Picking up where we left off last week. Today is Jesse’s 16th birthday and Walt and Skyler were supposed to give him a car, but Walt is nowhere to be found. Walt, it turns out, is recovering [...]