POSTS TAGGED: american idol

The top 13 perform. Sorta.

Gasmii, I love you guys so I can’t lie to you – I’ve never been an Idol fan. The closest I’ve ever come to American Idol was when the auditions were in my hometown of Omaha, Nebraska and a group of co-workers almost talked me into auditioning as a comic relief candidate. Luckily I sobered [...]

All-time low

Let me say upfront that this is a long-ass ep (AI is the best at dragging shit out, followed closely by The Biggest Loser), so the recap is going to look a lot like those boring books in the Bible that are mostly just a list of names.  Sorry.  Let’s get started. Welcome to The [...]

Oh, America. What evil lurks in the hearts of Fox Producers? Why do I have an urge to pour both cases of Coke Zero in my house down the drain…and my entire bottle of Captain directly down my throat? And why, oh why, did I just enjoy the past 2 hours of glossy tripe? I [...]

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited that I get to recap the best part of AI … Hollywood Week!  We’ve been promised blood, tears, an angry mom rushing somewhere from backstage (presumably to kick Randy in the nads) and someone falling off the stage.  Bring the pain, Twink!  Actually, what I discover after watching this hour [...]

Thursday, February 9th   Nobody does the Seal Pump like the Chukchi. Wipeout (ABC, 8 pm) Contestants encounter Garry the Eskimo as they tackle the Arctic Circle. The Inuit Cultural Education Association already has already filed a complaint with ABC concerning Garry’s dress and behavior “designed to encourage misleading stereotypes.” Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 9 pm) [...]

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.

We’re in Portland, you guys!

Wednesday, February 1 E! News (E!, 7 pm) Coverage of television, film and music, as well as the celebrity party scene. Tonight, the surprising reason why we love Jennifer Aniston, but we don’t want her to be happy. Hogs Gone Wild (Discovery, 7 pm) Dr. West and Renee go on the hunt for giant, wild [...]

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

Thursday, January 26 Do whu na-ow? 30 Rock (NBC, 8 pm) Tracy leads a protest defending idiots everywhere. Phaedra Parks immediately volunteers to mobilize her fellow idiot Atlantans. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Hopefuls audition for the judges in Galveston, Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas—especially the fail. The Finder (Fox, 9pm) A NASA scientist [...]

American Idol finally made it to that hidden gem of America, Pittsburgh.  We get a close up of someone who thought he was trying out for Biggest Loser instead of American Idol over the strains of “Black and Yellow”.  Let’s see your best and worst, Pittsburgh.  You know what it is … Get in my [...]

Well it’s back! Digging up alllllllll the freaks from the nooks and crannies of Savannah, Georgia. What an extravaganza this show has become! Such pageantry! My only regret is that the freak parade was a little light this episode. I wish they would have focused on the freak-a-zoids a little more, but I guess there [...]

Down down down

Thursday, Jan. 19 American Idol (8 pm) Stability is the keyword for this season as the judges’ panel remains the same for the second straight year, the first time the panel has been the same in consecutive seasons since the addition of the (short-lived) fourth judge following season seven. “We’re holding stable” seems like a [...]

Wednesday, Jan. 18th Whitney (ABC, 8 pm) Happily unmarried Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D’Elia) seek advice from their friends when they realize they are close to relationship boredom. Well, at least their circle of friends isn’t an adorably quirky bunch. Oh. Brain trust. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Auditions in Atlanta. This. Again. [...]

He’s barely and adult

Wednesday, Dec 21 Erin Burnett Out Front (CNN, 7 pm) The former CNBC anchor heads her own hour-long general news program. I totally watch this for the news. A Home for the Holidays with Martina McBride (CBS 8 pm) Celebrities present inspirational stories of adoption; musical performers include Justin Bieber, Mary J. Blige, Gavin DeGraw [...]

Bring back Brian Dunkleman

Monday, Dec. 19 Who’s Still Standing (NBC, 8 pm) High-stakes game show that gives contestants a chance to win up to $1 million … or they may fall through a trap door. Are there sharks with lasers under the trap doors? Bubbling acid? Poison-smeared iron spikes? C’mon NBC, it’s trivia. You gotta give me something! [...]

***NotWithoutMyTV is one of the funniest commenters/recappers on our site. Unfortunately, he has a “real job”, which interferes with his writing. We have been struggling to find a way to showcase his talents without forcing him to write ten pages of recaps, and then we figured,….WAIT. NWMTV will mock anything and everything put in front [...]

Interesting

He’s number one

Straight was the case that they gave her

McCreepy goes McGold

It’s official

She’s officially back!

Pia’s video

He’s such a creeper

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Mo’ Money, Mo’ problems

I wonder if Joel McHale needs someone to lick his wounds. I’ll do it. Back off, I said I’LL DO IT.

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Shocking announcement. Not really.

Our diva has arrived

Dooog

Diva