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American Idol

Tonight on American Idol: two people go home, Ham hams it up, and Brooke White is still terrible. Aw crazy white lady. I know you’re hungry. We are too.


American Idol

I was seriously hoping this would be the week that Simon would rip off his shirt, climb up on stage, makeout with Gaycrest, then cover his hairy moobs with baby oil and work a pole to the tune of “Pour Some Sugar On Me.”  To my dismay, this did not occur.  Want to find out [...]


American Idol

Tonight on American Idol Results, some woman named Freda puts a tent in my boxers.


American Idol

Tonight on American Idol Results, Joss Stone almost blows Smokey and I lose my lunch. Can I still get breakfast at the mansion?