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Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her place, and Kim tries to move her face. Find the full recap for this week’s episode here!  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts [...]

This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) as they tear through Top Chef Seattle, Million Dollar Decorators, Silicon Valley, RHOM, RHOBH and RHOA!  Subscribe on iTunes here, and join us on facebook and twitter to talk trash with us!  Check out the full recap of [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]

  Helllooooooo Gasmi! WE ARE BACK!!! We missed ya’ll….  Wellllllllll  it just so happens that the week we start back up, trying to be hilarious, Blanche has a wicked cold (is totally all methed out on Nyquil ), and I have to go to work at an UNGODLY hour tomorrow… So our mini cap is [...]

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

Snub and dub dub

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

No really, this is the last one.

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

This season on The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva yelled at everyone for not treating her like the gift that she is, LuAnn boned a pirate, and Ramona stayed drunk and cross eyed. Watch more ReDubs on our YouTube channel! Subscribe and share if you like, and leave requests for ReDubs in the comments! [...]

Fashion showdown, part two.

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

If you love Jeff Lewis…

The one we’ve all been waiting for!

The return of Dina!

Here comes trouble!

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Road trip!

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

You just never know where the day is gonna take you, do ya? Jill Zarin heard us talking shit about her on the interwebs and contacted Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV!) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) to set her story straight! We won’t spoil it, let’s just say the Zarin can talk trash with [...]

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

Plus bonus ringers!

The leopard print calm before the storm…

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

“We have no idea what we’re talking about” Prologue: Now that he has conquered the worlds of housewives, takeovers, and lifestyle makers, His Royal Gayness (HRG) Andy Cohen is hell-bent on cornering the market on dating and matchmaking. Turn on Bravo on a random weekday morning (not that I ever do that…) and there’s a [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Miss Andy is going to be expanding his “Miss Andy” brand on to the radio. He’s going to be hosting a show on SiriusXM for five weeks. He said it’s not going to be a Housewives show, but more about Pop Culture. He wants to pick up where his book left off. He’s becoming the gay [...]

You take the good, you take the bad…

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming fast and furious! THE SOLSTICE PARTY has now joined the club. And based on the events of this week, we will now have THE POOL PARTY in the mix. Also making a brief cameo this [...]

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