POSTS TAGGED: ANTM

You need to get those expectations LOWERED, beyotch. Like, almost touching the ground.

Isis is coming out with her own line

Maybe this damn show should be called America’s Next Top Surviving Model.

Forget a love triangle. I want a love octagon!

The episode title is misleading. Just like my initial excitement for this episode.

Tyra, what have you done to my dignity?

Greetings Gasmii, “It’s a whole new top model” and Tyra’s taking her humiliation fetish to a whole new level. This week, she goes literal in her attempts to shame these girls who so desperately want a chance at a career in the industry.   That ain’t a set, Gasmii. It’s an honest to goodnessfilthy abandoned [...]

Top 10 TV Shows for Friday September 28th, 2012

Meet the girls of America’s Next Top Face Off Project Runway Model

Gross, ugly and nonsensical. That’s our whole new ANTM.

Hi Gasmii! Well here it is, the long anticipated “WTF Is Tyra Up To Now?” episode of ANTM. As discussed earlier, cycle 19 is a starting over point, because you know, Tyra is a Harvard business grad now and she has to make important business decisions. Tyra joins Hillary Duff among the ranks of the [...]

Steve, you bastard, you just killed her fantasy.

It’s finally the finale!

Almost the finale, but you gotta suffer through the recap of the recap ep first!

Almost the end!

Six girls head to Macau (China), but only five survive. (One is kiilled.) (No, she’s not. Just kidding.)

The models walk for the Dochester Collection Fashion Prize, and then it’s all, “Hello, Kitty!”

Estelle joins the models for a dinner party, after the girls film a PSA for some beauty campaign or something. (I know, I know, B.I.O.)

Selling crap and bouncing cars!

Episode three features a nitwit having a total breakdown!

Hey, did you hear? Tyra wrote a “book.”

Tyson Beckford is 40. I wonder if he’s as depressed as I am about that.

Still in Greece. Still skinny. Still stupid.

The models continue their stay in Greece, land of humidity and face sheen.

Since we’ve exhausted photos and perfumes, we move on to music videos.

What dreams are really made of…

Coco Rocha shows up everyone. Tyra included.

Kardashians and LaToya Jackson blew out my TV. It couldn’t handle the tacky.

Gasmii, I’m alive.  I have no idea what happened on the past two episodes of ANTM but more on that in the full recap.  What I DO know is that I couldn’t be more excited about the Michael Jackson theme.  Onward. Looks like Haggis Face Lisa is still around and she’s talking a whole lot [...]

Warning, your crap is on the web!

It feels like forever since the last recap, Gasmii!  Last week was a repeat followed by a highlights show which I spent none of my time watching.  Instead, I watched my DVR’d American Idol, Survivor, my DVR’d Spice World movie and a billion episodes of The Good Wife on Netflix.  Another time filler?  The Royal [...]

The models head out on Go Sees, learn to spell Morocco, and play in garbage.

Mini caps of Top Chef, ANTM and American Idol

Who will be America’s Next Top Model?

Five remain in the struggle for irrelevance.

This week on America’s Next Top Model, we have to suffer through the CoverGirl makeup challenge (where unfortunately no one comes out looking like a clown whore), as well as through Tyra’s annual delusion that she’s a legitimate photographer. I really would prefer her to spend the rest of the cycle this way…

****And now please welcome LOLO back to the fold!! WE MISSED YOU BABE! Well, I gotta hand it to Flipit. Only two things would have forced me out of recap retirement: giving me an outlet for my Tyra rage or making Jeff from BB my personal sex slave. Because Technotronics is still safely sequestered in [...]