POSTS TAGGED: ashley

Long lost relatives visit the Duke of Castlebury in his itty bitty principality. One of them gets married.

Everyone gathers to rehash Zach and Ashley (and Frank) about a trillion times, and my love for Sam grows even stronger.

The cast gather with Wendy Williams for a discussion of the season. Zygote maintains his Biggest Ass in Dallas title. Chore is vindicated.

We learn exciting and exclusive info about the cast. Or MTV takes an entire hour for meaningless drivel. It’s a tossup.

The cast gathers for a warm, heartfelt hug-a-thon. Or not.

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, Chore is vindicated and leaves for LA.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, and Chore leaves to seek fame and fortune.

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

Chore begins his acting career; folks volunteer at a horse rescue ranch; Ashley still won’t butt out; as expected, Zyg and Levi hook up again.

Chore tries his hand at acting, people volunteer at a horse refuge, and Levi again lets his shank flag fly.

Levi explores getting back into rodeo; Zygote is a racist idiot; Ashley won’t shut up.

A lot of yakking, and Levi’s dream to again compete at rodeos seems crushed.

Everyone gets on Chore’s case, Levi and Zygote have yet another unpleasant encounter, and Ashley gets a fan.

Everyone discusses last week; Ashley takes more photos; Zygote dates Chase’s best friend; Levi continues to be a jerk.

We learn more about Chase, Levi runs roughshod over Zygote, and Phillip starts a fight.

We hear about Chase’s past; Zygote confronts Levi; Phillip starts a fight with Chore; and Ashley won’t shut up.

Hi, Gasmii!! Here we are at week 5, and finally we get to learn more about Phillip.  Yeah, he’s pretty bitchy, but he’s also a guy with heart, and a guy who seems really lonely to me.  Lots more on this in the full recap. Elsewhere in the ep, Chase and Levi have spent the [...]

The Tears of a Clown

Everyone yakked a lot. Levi had an Inchwear party and upset Ashley. Chase is walking on dangerous ground.

We see the fallout of Taylor’s misbehavior at last week’s party. Levi and Phillip do some promotional work for Inchwear. Chore looks for love.

Taylor is a jackass. Chore is the voice of reason. Chase needs new friends.

We meet the cast and instantly loathe one of them.

Let’s meet the cast!

So were you all breathlessly awaiting this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Barely able make it through the week wondering if Jacqee and Ashley would make up?  Would Ashley move to California?    Will she ever finish the Lauren Manzo Makeup Empire t-shirts?  Beauty school or art school? Fate or free will? So [...]

The men of The Bachelorette get a chance to explain themselves.

So sorry!

Spoiler Alert

The final two guys meet Ashley’s family and pop the question.

Ashley and the final six go to Taiwan where two are eliminated.

The women tell all and the audience falls asleep.

Fantasy dates, nightmare mates.

Hometown date horror.

Dr. Drew says everytime a sloppy whore finds another, a Maury Povich guest gets a bucket of wings.

The Baby Shuffle

Reuniting with the skanks of love

Previously on the Real World: Pandrew has mysterious secret pain that I’m starting to think we’ll never get to the bottom of. Emily rejected Ty, and he did not take it well, resulting in tension beyond the sexual kind. Somehow, this resulted in Pandrew plunging into the depths of some concrete. We pick up right [...]