POSTS TAGGED: ashley dupre

The celebretards are all celebrating their grand opening with grape juice and countless pats on the back. People actually showed up to their grand opening! It’s amazing what people will pay in order to get a first look at a freshly-made trainwreck. Mike and Lonnie claim they don’t want the celebs “checking out” now that [...]

MIssing Juicy J

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What is this? Another hurdle?

Uh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news is, if they can’t foot the bill at the end of the day, they have their choice of two hookers who can wrangle in the rest of the cash. Ashley is celebrating because Mike and [...]

Logo designs! Hint: it’s terrible

In this week’s episode, the gang has big decisions to make: do they want the Lemon Basket logo to be inside a lemon basket icon or do they just want the words Lemon Basket? Four days later they are still arguing over whether or not Ashley is a whore. Danielle can’t let go of the [...]

The celebs have an Ashley-hatin’ forum with moderators, Lonnie and Mike, and drama fuel fine wine. Lonnie and Mike make sure that they are impartial judges stirring up drama to make for some quality reality TV. God bless the editors of this show for splicing together the scene where Danielle claims they addressed the situation [...]

It’s time to get to business! Sexy business! Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and the Dolce Group feels the need to celebrate the fact that the place hasn’t burned to the ground, yet. This is a major coup for the celebretards and they need positive reinforcement for this [...]

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Instead of Famous Food this show should be called ‘Everyone Hates Danielle’. Why they gotta be hatin’? She’s just doin what she gotta to get a restaurant up; choosing the menu imposing her own special recipes,  managing the budget keeping the checkbook in her deathlike grip and clutching it between the balloons that sit on [...]

Famous Food begins

If you think opening up a restaurant with one bitchy celebrity in charge is hard, imagine 7 bitchy celebrities! You don’t have to imagine anymore as fantasy becomes reality on the newest VH1 endeavor to regain America’s attention, Famous Food. The Dolce Group, which is Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin or two talking heads on [...]

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