POSTS TAGGED: auditions

I’m going to keep a running tab of how many times Ryan Seacrest says SUPERSTAR and if it gets into the double digits, I’m slitting may wrists. Now to the only watchable part of American idol. I feel like this show is a true representation of the test of wills of the American public. Who [...]

It’s the season premiere of American Idol. Where better to start than New York.

New season, same nonsense.

Let’s do this!

Can’t we all just get along?

Well here we are again Hellllooooo Gasmii! We are Back! Did you miss us? Sorry it’s taken a few days to get this Recap up, but our father has been in the hospital. Papa Jane and Blanche is home and on the road to recovery, so onward and upward we go! The show this week [...]

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.

The noobs take on The Shore

A Very Justin Bieber Finale

Chore begins his acting career; folks volunteer at a horse rescue ranch; Ashley still won’t butt out; as expected, Zyg and Levi hook up again.

The field is narrowed to 32 acts.

Mr. Shu has turned over a new leaf.

Night three features a judge fight and some hella good contestants.

Night three of auditions: Chicago and Seattle

Miami and Dallas aren’t exactly a breeding ground for talent.

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Night two of The X Factor premiere falls well short of night one’s talent-fest.

Looks like someone(s) who had some recent significant downtime spent it at the plastic surgeon’s… If you clicked your way over to Fox last night, you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was January and time to resign yourself to another insufferable season of American Idol and its gibberish-spewing judges. The X Factor looked like [...]

The battle for TVgasm’s newest recapper title begins!

Highlander and the Real Housewives battle it out today in Round 2

Simon stepped up his game

The Idol auditions head to the City of Angels.

Milwaukee PACKS some heat.

Audition for Idol on Myspace. Yes, I said Myspace.

A fight for a spot on the Fall schedule begins.

The battle for gasm recapper begins. It will be EPIC.

Welcome everyone! It’s me, J-Mo, taking a short break from the slutty skanky buysexual Ikki Twins over on MTV to bring you my take on one of the most astonishing television shows of the millenium… the FOX juggernaut that is… American Idol… …where the slutty skanks are apparently taking over as well… Yes, it is [...]

Man! I knew it. I knew there was going to be an episode of this show where the non-blondes dyed their hair blonde to finally, really really become Elle Woods. I had hoped it would happen earlier in the season, when there were 4 non-blondes. (Or even 5. Remember the sad sack Cassie O?). But [...]