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I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my Me Daddy just bought a pimp ass house in Bel Air, the freshest neighborhood in LA. Not like this Beverly Hills bullshit. Those housewives are turning B Hills into a [...]
You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied. Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]
If I wanted my S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) to get sound parenting advice, I’d send her uterus over to Dr. Phil’s soundstage. At least we get a paycheck. I sure as sh*t don’t see any money coming from you Snooks! “I recommend Kim to just don’t push it with the working and just relax [...]
***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season. Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut! I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending. Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to [...]
When Nads goes on break, I take over!! BWAHAHAHAH! I can do whatever I want! I’m in my undies watching youtube and laughing at idiots I don’t know. Yes, I do that every day, but it’s different when there’s no one to look at me sideways for it. One of my fave things to do [...]
Welcome peeps! It’s season 21 and we’re back and we brought a friend! Fran and Berry here with the brand new tiny edition to our family. And it’s a Fran! We call her Lil’ Miss C! She’s six weeks old, but she’s already poopin’ like her old man! Anyway, we put her in her swing [...]
Last season on True Blood, a whole lot of shit went down. Let’s see if I can cover it as quickly as the “Previously, on True Blood” summation did: That chick from the Authority, Nan, named Bill King of Louisiana Apparently, the sun isn’t the ONLY thing that causes wrinkles. Sookie found out she’d been [...]
Mackenzie doesn’t want Josh to break his neck bull and bronc’ riding. So he tries to get a semi truck to do it instead.
Two adrenaline junkies go for the ultimate rush of making a tiny human.
Phaedra shields the universe from evil, Kim has a baby.