POSTS TAGGED: baby

Sorry, Kim!

I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my Me Daddy just bought a pimp ass house in Bel Air, the freshest neighborhood in LA. Not like this Beverly Hills bullshit. Those housewives are turning B Hills into a [...]

You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied.  Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]

If I wanted my S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) to get sound parenting advice, I’d send her uterus over to Dr. Phil’s soundstage. At least we get a paycheck. I sure as sh*t don’t see any money coming from you Snooks! “I recommend Kim to just don’t push it with the working and just relax [...]

***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season. Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut! I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending. Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to [...]

When Nads goes on break, I take over!! BWAHAHAHAH! I can do whatever I want! I’m in my undies watching youtube and laughing at idiots I don’t know. Yes, I do that every day, but it’s different when there’s no one to look at me sideways for it. One of my fave things to do [...]

Jeff, get over it!

Welcome peeps! It’s season 21 and we’re back and we brought a friend! Fran and Berry here with the brand new tiny edition to our family. And it’s a Fran! We call her Lil’ Miss C! She’s six weeks old, but she’s already poopin’ like her old man! Anyway, we put her in her swing [...]

Baby Lorenzo

It’s a boy!

It’s a boy!

Another boy!

With child

Last season on True Blood, a whole lot of shit went down.  Let’s see if I can cover it as quickly as the “Previously, on True Blood” summation did: That chick from the Authority, Nan, named Bill King of Louisiana Apparently, the sun isn’t the ONLY thing that causes wrinkles. Sookie found out she’d been [...]

Mackenzie doesn’t want Josh to break his neck bull and bronc’ riding. So he tries to get a semi truck to do it instead.

Two adrenaline junkies go for the ultimate rush of making a tiny human.

Phaedra shields the universe from evil, Kim has a baby.

If you’re bored

Here she comes!

It’s a boy

Maria’s send-off.

He can write!

Just add another to the pile.

The little people are pissed!

Let’s see what’s going on!

Baby for Padmé Amidala.

Links for the hump

It’s a…title.

Bristol kicked Levi to the curb.