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Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released the names, pictures, and bios of the guys vying for Desiree’s affections here, so I thought I’d see if I could spread excitement for the new season like herpes in a hot tub before we [...]

When Nads goes on break, I take over!! BWAHAHAHAH! I can do whatever I want! I’m in my undies watching youtube and laughing at idiots I don’t know. Yes, I do that every day, but it’s different when there’s no one to look at me sideways for it. One of my fave things to do [...]

Third time’s a charm.

Let’s ALL be twins!   Hola Gasmii! Have no fear! We are here…to recap Bachelor Pad… Lame? Sorry. We are going to be honest, guys, we have never watched Bachelor or Bachelorette. At least not more than Joel McHale showed us on The Soup. And we haven’t watched the two other seasons of Bachelor Pad either so we had [...]

Monday, June 11 On this day in 1507, a vicious feud broke out between two Roman families, the Gorgas and the Guidices, possibly over a scandalous woodcut. The feud would last for 3 tumultuous years, and many parties and gatherings would be disrupted by their duels and wig snatching. Finally, the ruling Medici, Lucio “Roller” [...]

She’s back

A new season is upon us!

Just another Bachelor/Bachelorette stat

A breakup on the verge?

Ashley’s family interrogates her suitors until Ashley cries. Then she ignores her family’s dire warnings.

The men of The Bachelorette get a chance to explain themselves.

So sorry!

Spoiler Alert

Ashley and the final three bachelors go to Fiji.

Bachelorette mini

Last night on The Bachelorette was hometown date night. I find these stressful, because, as a socially awkward person, I always find meeting the family of a significant other hit or miss. They either love me or want to get a protective order against me for their son. But these episodes are also boring because [...]

Ashley and the final six go to Taiwan where two are eliminated.

So shocking

Our next Bachelorette

Satan decides he’s through tormenting the Bachelorette & heads back to hell. Or Salt Lake City.

A trip to Vegas, a snake in the grass, three are eliminated.

The new Bachelorette is here!

Craig M.’s hair molests some pie, and the house divides.

Island of Misfit Toys for rejected girls and boys.

Ali finally chooses an hombre!

It’s a delightful douche parade!

The big escape to Tahiti with the final 3 gents

Take off your pants and put on your PJ’s! Here are the last links of the week!

Ali figures out which 4 boys she wants to go home with – literally.

We begin with the cast leaving the shackles of frozen fortresses behind…

-Meet the new Bachelorettes. -Joel McHale and Sofia Vergara will be announcing the Primetime Emmy Nominations…great choice! -Finally a DVD series release I can really sink my teeth into. -Winnie Cooper’s Maxim spread.  She’s all grown up. -T.J. Lavin answers Challenge questions. -Elton John won’t be replacing Simon Cowell on Idol…so we can cross him off [...]