POSTS TAGGED: bai ling

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make sure they haven’t been sucking back any of grampa’s ol’ cough medicine. So where are the celebs now? Has Ling Ling finally succeeded in building her eco-friendly spaceship to the moon where she will have [...]

“I hate liars and bamboozlers!” I hear you Steven Adler, bamboozlers are the worst! Hoodwinkers are close, but Bamboozlers are definitely the worst! You may wonder to whom he is referring, but is there really any doubt? Amy Fisher has been pulling one over on the whole lot at the Pasadena Recovery Center. Since day [...]

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The staff calls him abusive, but I think he just tells it like it is. He doesn’t sugarcoat anything and that’s why I love him. He’s a revolutionary who should seriously consider opening his own [...]

It’s day 4 in the recovery process and Drew has already lost one of his patients in an extended game of hide and seek, Ling Ling. Instead of asking a camera crew member where she might have gone, because they are paid to follow every D-list celebrity 24/7, Drew decides to amble around the grounds [...]

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and climbed up to her speaking podium on the roof. God I hope this means we finally get to see some hunky firemen come take her down. The whole staff of Pasedena Recovery is frantically searching [...]

Dr. Super-Drew is here to save the day!

It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in this house full of attention-hungry “celebs”. But it’s not all the camera whores Super-Drew is worried about, it’s his hyperventilating staff member, Jennifer, who is upset that Steven Adler is coming. It’s night one and [...]

They’re crashing the show