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The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

J-Mo comes back to our podcast and Xena makes noises.

Talkin’ trash

Ding dong the bitches are dead… to us.

The big finale is finally here! Prego and Meno and Psycho – oh my!

Ramoner refuses to partake in Cuntess LuMan’s latest music video.

The girls are back with examples on how to get your children to put you in a home by 60!

Our first BB podgasm of the season!

Rammy plans a party while Simon plans his own self-destruction.

…and I’ll Crazy-Eyes if I Want To!

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

We’re back for the last installment of everyone’s favorite trilogy: “Spar Wars: Return of the Bitchi”!

B-Side comes home for a very special episode.

They’ll do for Moroccan tourism what the Icelandic volcano did for Europe.

The girls gear up for a cluster f of Moroccan proportions!

It’s the fight we’ve all been waiting for! Jill vs. Ramona!

The fight we’ve all been waiting for: Jill vs. Ramona!!

The ladies all apologize so they can get back to what they do best… fighting.

Luann waxes more than poetic and Alex is a “model”!

It’s the episode of “ME!” as the ladies fight over who it’s all about!

What a f-ed up sister act!

Giddy up for one final goat rodeo!

It’s armageddon in DC and we’re ALL invited!

Big Finale! Let the bitches unite!!!

Crashergate begins!

Getting “real” as “Salami-gate” begins!

Cat’s lovable personality strikes again!

Ali finally chooses an hombre!

It’s a delightful douche parade!

The big escape to Tahiti with the final 3 gents

The big “home” episode where Ali gets to not only lead on the boys, but their entire families as well!

Ali figures out which 4 boys she wants to go home with – literally.

Ast is the noun for love in Icelandic.

Welcome back everyone! So excited for this episode! Let’s get right into it! We start off with the boys in the living room and they’re all looking cute and sleepy. Except Weatherman, who of course looks like he’s been up since 4am, rearranging his sock drawer and picking out ties. BTW – I totally have [...]

Welcome to a new season of “The Bachelorette”! My name’s bBitz and I’ll start by saying I’ve never watched a minute of these shows. In all honestly, I’ve given my best friend shit for years for pissing away endless hours on what I called a “whorefest”. But here I am now – dedicated to a [...]

Season finale time!

Ms. Teen may have won the battle but she certainly fucked up the war.

This is it kids! The big finale! We’ve learned so much this season: never be a vegan on this show if you wanna make it past the start line, buying a $5 passport-holder might be worth it to win a million dollars, there’s nothing deadlier than a waterslide (especially if you’re dating someone willing to [...]

Previously we learned that if you make it through rounds and rounds of interviews and casting sessions and the first 3 legs of the race – you should probably know enough to HOLD ON TO YOUR @%&*$@! PASSPORT! WHY?!?! Because this is “AMAZING RACE“. Not “Amazing Race Around the Continental US”. Dan and Sam, the [...]

Welcome back everyone! It’s time for the show that preaches worldly knowledge while its contestants practice worldly ignorance! I’m bBitz and I’m excited to be back for my 3rd season of this Emmy-award winning show! (Clearly because of my recaps.) Last season we learned that just because you’re deaf doesn’t mean you can’t win (well… [...]