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Welcome back everyone! Last week we learned that Mai Thai Trannies sing in the key of “B-Flat” while Jaime sings in the key of “B-itch”, the dental program of Thailand thrives on reality show competitions, and the Lil Guys are apparently the biggest rule-breakers the show has ever seen! Now – this week – let’s [...]

This is it – THE FINALE! We’ve seen many teams – great and awful – fall to the gods of fate and stupidity, now it is time to see which teams takes the prize. Will it be the incompetent Fat Frats, the separated she-devil and castrated hubby, or the Machiavellian siblings? It doesn’t really matter [...]

Hey everyone – in order to play catch up I’m posting last Sunday’s first and then I’ll do a fun photo-essay of the Sunday before that. Thanks for being patient! Just think, now that you’ve had ample time to digest what’s happened, these recaps will be like a blast from the past! Seriously. Riiiiight?! On [...]

Welcome back everyone! Last week was quite a doozie – violent body painting, double crossing, and most importantly, the Divorcees were divorced once again by… the AMAZING RACE! I can only hope it keeps gettin’ better – which it must because sometimes Tina’s a super bitch. (Anyone? Xtina? Anyone?) Last week, Nick and Starr came [...]

We’re back – fresh from a non-elimination round and a world record for TV episode containing the most uses of the word “babe”! Ladies and Gentlemen – it’s AMAZING RACE! 6 teams are left and Nick and Starr are out of the gate first. The first clue – head to Deshbandhu Apartments for their next [...]

I’m back everyone! Sorry for the delay – it’s only because I flew to Brazil to meet up with the teams and interview them! Unfortunately I never found them because I thought they speak Spanish there and I tried looking for them under a clue in the sand. DAMN YOU AMAZING RACE! I learned it [...]

Welcome back everyone! Last week we learned that Nick & Starr made a pact with the devil and her name is Tina, Terence is needier than a 14 year-old girl in a first-time relationship with co-dependency issues, Kent was able to commit to Tina for 24 hours straight (one horrible day at a time), Frat [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen – we’ve made it! Tonight we find out who America’s Favorite Dancer is – Twitch, Katee, Joshua or Courtney?! Only one of them was right when they thought they could dance – because tonight they’ll find out that they, indeed, can dance when they win So You Think You Can Dance!! (Get [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time… we are at the FINALE. We’ve come a long way. Many have fallen – but four have risen. Who will shine tonight?! Who will make that final stretch to become… AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER?!? Hold on to your britches, start chugging the Red Bull (I am) – because there’s four hours [...]

We’re down to the sweet 16 – who will shine – who will fall – who will ride the Hot Tamale Train to obscurity?! It’s… So You Think You Can Dance! Our lovely host Cat comes prancing out and — WTF is she wearing?! It looks like she took her mother’s wedding gown and sluttified [...]

Cat intro’s and tells us there’s a BIG dance scene at this new city they’re auditioning at! WOW! Is it Miami?! Chicago?! Nope. It’s Salt Lake City. Oy. Get ready for a lot of caffeine-free polygamist dancers… ladies and gentlemen – it’s So You Think You Can Dance! Of course being at the foot of [...]

This week on Dancing with the Stars we recover from last weeks high drama (injuries and prom queens gone mad!!) – and jump right into ballroom! And this week dancers are allowed ONE LIFT! Ladies and Gentlemen – prepare yourselves for bloodshed! I love ballroom night! Everyone’s all dressed up – with careers that have [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Time to find out who gets the cut, if Cristian will soldier on and if, after all of these years, Def Leopard will still be able to pour the sugar on me. Ick. Chubbers kicked skinny ass last night – that girl has gone from 6′s to [...]

In this episode of Dancing with the Stars – we mourn the loss of Pri-Pri with a wild west cowboy number! Makes sense to me! Our seven couples enter the stage and everyone looks great. Fancy outfits! Some are are wearing vests, bowties and classy gowns… and Marlee’s wearing tiger print. Someone’s out for blood [...]

It’s elimination time on Dancing with the Stars! Also known as the beginning of someone’s journey to “Celebrity Rehab”! We jump right into the night’s special guest – Sheryl Crow! And THANK YOU Sheryl for being the first guest on this show NOT to have butchered your face! She looks beautiful and she actually has [...]