POSTS TAGGED: Ben

Honey, it looks like you forgot to pay the electric bill…  Hello Gasmi!  This is my first foray into non-reality TV recappery… so bear with me.  Hopefully it won’t be recRappery. Revolution opens in Chicago, we assume present day, with two little kids, a boy and a girl, “watching” Bugs Bunny cartoons.   I’ll bet he’s [...]

As I live and breathe, a babydaddy who is a real man.

This week, The Bachelor takes us on the most exotic trip yet, to the girls’ hometowns.

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I really don’t remember another season where they jetted around the world this much.  The women arrive by plane and then by boat to another amazing resort location.  They all look pretty good for all of [...]

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.

Monday, February 8th   Courtney doesn’t love you. The Bachelor (8 pm) Ben and the women travel to Panama; a two-on-one date ends with one woman being sent home; Kacie B. opens up to Ben; Chris confronts Casey S. about a secret she has been keeping. Ben continues his graceless journey toward the ultimate dating-show [...]

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  I liked him last season and despite the continual insistence from commenters that Ben is not attractive, I find him charming.  However, ABC clearly thinks we have to jet around the world to make this [...]

Monday, January 30th The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Courtney suggests Ben go skinny dipping with her. And the remaining desperados who didn’t think of it first clutch their pearls and bunch their panties. House (Fox, 8 pm) House threatens Foreman’s relationship with a married woman (Yaya DaCosta). Yaya. Someone named their kid Yaya. I’m not [...]

The Bachelor on tour brings Ben and his ladies to Park City, Utah where Ben will take the girls on outdoorsy dates.  Because these are totally chicks who camp and clean their own fish.  Please, most of these bitches would define “outdoorsy” as not having a wi-fi connection and a blow dryer.  The first date [...]

Monday, January 23 The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Jennifer and Rachel get one-on-one dates; Ben takes eight lucky ladies horseback riding; Ben surprises a bachelorette at the after party; Emily warns Ben about one of the women. Courtney’s fiendish plot to rule the world unaccountably requires the destruction of a greasy-haired young man named Ben… [...]

Ashley’s family interrogates her suitors until Ashley cries. Then she ignores her family’s dire warnings.

Spoiler Alert

The final two guys meet Ashley’s family and pop the question.

Ashley and the final three bachelors go to Fiji.

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Last night on The Bachelorette was hometown date night. I find these stressful, because, as a socially awkward person, I always find meeting the family of a significant other hit or miss. They either love me or want to get a protective order against me for their son. But these episodes are also boring because [...]

Ashley and the final six go to Taiwan where two are eliminated.