POSTS TAGGED: big brother 11

Tonight on Big Brother: Ratalie finally pulls her own weight. Kidding! I hate to break it to you guys, but this week looks to be just oozing with filler material. The only real action is the competition and live eviction. So I’m not a bit surprised when the announcer says that past BB greats are [...]

Since we are hurtling towards what will very likely be an unsatisfying Natalie win, why don’t we all sit here and reflect on all the things we could have done this summer with the time spent watching this show? I’ll go first. Skydiving. A picnic with friends. Pilates. Hiking in the gorge. A tour of [...]

Tonight on Big Brother: Kevin puts his hand in a hole and Jeff stuffs dollar bills in his underwear. It’s not what you think. It’s much, much worse.

Tonight, on Big Brother: Kevin says lots of fun current stuff, Natalie and Russell get into a grammar rodeo, and most importantly: NO LYDIA. Huzzah!

Previously on Big Brother, I went to the beach and missed all this: Deus ex ma-Chima *Facepalm* “I’m not as think as you drunk I am!” So, the last two episodes were epic. Is there any of that action left, or are we due for a boring episode? Let’s do this.

You’re damn right there isn’t. GTFO!

Tonight on Big Brother: What came first, the chicken or the really lame egg competition?

****Please welcome Cherie to Big Brother!! Before we get started I know you guys want to know. How the hell did I get to recap an episode of Big Brother? Well now that’s just between, me, Flipit and the pictures I have of him with Richard Simmons. On to the show!

Previously: Big Brother layeth the smacketh down. Ranger Ron and Ranger Russ gave us lessons on snakes and mongooses. Or is it mongeese? Plus, pouting peacocks.

Poor Michele, you guys.

Happy Monday, gasmaholics! No, you didn’t sleep through the whole week. I’m back early! Flippy is dying to unleash some snark on the Chenbot this week, so he’s taking Thursday and I’m taking Sunday. Just go with it, k? We’ll be aight. Tonight, Announcer Guy promises that “a love triangle turns ugly!” And they reuse [...]

So, in case you missed it, this guy is HOH: The same thing we do every Thursday night, Pinky: watch a live show and pray for a malfuncChen.   Jordan is up on the block, because The Brain didn’t have The Stones to go up against The Muscle. So it’s Jugs vs. Roots this week. And [...]

“OMIGOD SHE’S TOUCHING ME WHAT DO I DO THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND I’M SO SCARED” He gets scared around girls, you guys.

Welcome back, sports fans, to the White Trash Olympics! Before I get into the action, I have a little speech to make. Way back before the dawn of time, around Big Brother 3 or thereabouts, I was poking around the Interwebs for a recap of a BB episode I missed, and what did I find [...]

Tonight, on Big Brother: This happened.

What would Big Brother Day be without artwork from our beloved (and hot) Nick the Intern? Thanks, Nick! Stay gorge! Schoonie, Copyhacker and Flipit will be back in the morning with a recap of tonight’s premiere. See you then! In the meantime, check out the forums for live feed updates, join other readers in the [...]