POSTS TAGGED: bitches

The morning starts with these twits staring out the window at a lizard. If you find that odd, Rocky is outside up a tree. And asking for a beer from Bluto. Bluto starts to climb the tree, Rocky burps and throws her empty beer can on the ground and Bluto hilariously falls out of the [...]

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it PlathAddict stepped in and took control of these ho’s and I am eternally grateful to her, although a little afraid I could be hit by a bus tomorrow and as long as she took over [...]

Plus bonus ringers!

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

Greetings Gasmii!  Apple Pie here, standing in for Potty Mouth this week.  I apologize for the tardy recap, and I apologize in advance for my bitterness and cynicism toward this show; I haven’t watched it on a regular basis since Emma was still Sheriff McHottiePants’s deputy. Welcome to another episode of ABC’s new iteration of [...]

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.

The Bachelor on tour brings Ben and his ladies to Park City, Utah where Ben will take the girls on outdoorsy dates.  Because these are totally chicks who camp and clean their own fish.  Please, most of these bitches would define “outdoorsy” as not having a wi-fi connection and a blow dryer.  The first date [...]

This week’s episode of The Bachelor starts out with Ben bringing all of the women to Sonoma and showing them where they will be staying/fighting for a while.  Ben feels lucky and wonders what his late father would think about all of these women who are, according to Ben, both beautiful and smart.  Where he [...]

One of my favorite stars ever comes and she is so lovely! Oh the show? Who cares about that?

Season premiere, bitches.

We’re back for the last installment of everyone’s favorite trilogy: “Spar Wars: Return of the Bitchi”!

At least they know what they do is repulsive?

The girls gear up for a cluster f of Moroccan proportions!

RESPECT THE CAKE!!!

The girls have a blast in the Hamptons! (Meaning they hate each other)

If by Bad you mean Sucky, then ok.

Neurosurgeon turned Medical Examiner solves crimes and bores audiences.

And a side of orange fried skank.

The End!

Joe’s hair is growing back so fast you can hear it.

Cat’s lovable personality strikes again!