POSTS TAGGED: Bobble Head

  Last week Daniela was OUT.  Oddly.  The judges seemed to like her food, but she had limited “star power” according to the kindergarten paper-mache voting buttons Alton handed out.  On top we had Nikki, Stacey and Chad.   Her last name is DINKI. WTF is that?!?!?!  Doucheka, of course, is pissed that Nikki was on [...]

Here we go again…  Welcome back to Season 9 of Food Network Star… and aside from Guy Fieri, can you name one???  Just curious.   I am MisRed.  I am a trained chef and a freelance snarkologist.  I recapped Food Network Star last year and I’m baaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkk.    Duck, Duck, AWESOME Speaking of being back, [...]

Welcome to the end, kids!  I, once again, made a prediction, in my notebook, before the start of the show- again, you know it’s before the show started, as you can actually READ it. We open the show and it appears to be some kind of reunion-type set up.  Ugh.  Ok, so we are going [...]

  We are down to the Final Six contestants.  Gangster Anne Burrell, Nikki, Ippy with his hair in a lovely chignon with a bump-it, Yvan, Vampoor and Martie.   The Family Von Trapp Justin comments that, as crazy as it sounds,  he and Martie are, kind of, “BFF’s.”  Aww, that’s kind of cute. I know [...]

In my notes, before the show started, I made a prediction (and you can tell that it’s from BEFORE the show started because the penmanship is actually legible), I will share the photograph of my note at the end of this recap. Here we are at Episode 9 and Vampoor is still lurking in the [...]

  Ok, we are taking this show in the road, kids.  Let’s hope the Vagina Table will fit in the U-Haul.  If he couldn’t be back home in Hawaii, Miami is the next best thing!  Donning the latest spring collection from the Don Ho’s Hawaiian Shirts for Big Boys Line, Ippy is ready for some [...]

Episode 7- “Meet the Press-ure.”  Wow, a cleverly named title, how did that happen? Alas, Linkie is gone and Grill Next Door stays.  Obviously, Bobby Flay has some deep pockets. I don’t care how much it costs you, I am staying Here we are all gathered in front of the Mentors:  Alton Brown, Bobby Flay [...]

Episode 6- Iron Chef Food Court Let’s get right down to business, the episode opens with Nikki stating that they are “dropping like flies.” Bob and Gigantor think her presentation comes off as too aggressive, and hard and not human?  Wait, non-human is Vampoor’s alley.  Nikki surmises that she needs to change her presentation style [...]

Episode 5 opens with The Mentors giving The Ment-tees a dressing down about all of their quirks and issues.  I’ll Reader’s Digest it for you. Yvan- Bobble Head wants to know who he is. Linkie- Bobble thinks she lacks confidence, which Linkie explains she has always had to hide who she really is in order [...]

Previously on Food Network Star, Rock N Roll- aka Josh was sent packing.  But that’s ok because his band is touring this summer in Suck-a-palooza.  ROCK N ROLL!!! Crap. I fear that now Rock N Roll is gone things just won’t be as amusing. This is a bust. Ok, well, let’s move on and see [...]

An…interesting way to a kiss.