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***Please welcome your Auditiongasm runner up (by like two percentage points. Really close, people), NouveauPoor!! Happy bleeping birthday to bleeping Amy’s bleeping mom Hey there, gasmii! I’m feeling very fortunate to be one of the newest recappers here at the ‘gasm. For my very first assignment, I’ll be taking over the recaps for Sin City [...]

Uh-oh … our opening montage is a combo of Paul Simon’s Home with slo-mo videos of the Final Three performing in their hometowns.  I never realized how ugly all three of them look while singing until AI slowed down the footage for me.  Thanks for that!  Also, what’s with the pirate map they keep flashing [...]