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 Welcome to the Season Finale of Fashion Star… were you just as excited as us?   This show is remarkably fast when you pass out in the middle of it and wake up for the ending. Now on to the recap…. The online version was a bit different from what they showed on the network [...]

The contestants play for HoH, and everyone but Dan continues being an idiot.

Previously on Big Brother: Dan showed off a large collection of Jesus-y shirts, Janelle wore a jacket made of our razor blades in case slimy ass Boogie tried to hug her, and Willie tried to lead a revolution against, well, he didn’t know, exactly. The important thing is that he called a meeting and yelled [...]

Plus bonus ringers!

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

Tastes like chicken. Wings that is.

Never had it. Never will.

Greetings Gasmii! I’m CannedGinger, a 30-something Bohemian ‘Thick Chick’ from the Midwest. While I’m completely out of shape and incapable of a lively waltz (let alone a quick step), I am bedazzled and exhilarated to be judging our ‘F’ List crowd this year! Something about all the flashy outfits and altered pop tunes makes me [...]

C-Cups, here we come!

Never trust the devil.

Schoonie, Flipit and LoLo meet up for a group recap of the finale!

The unthinkable happens.

Lots of Boobs crying, and a visit from a nasty deadbeat dad.

Cash for clunkers

The big finale is finally here! Prego and Meno and Psycho – oh my!

Chris’s mom and dad are a holes. So he has a party.

Flying clothes and drunken ho’s.

What a f-ed up sister act!

Playing drunk, possessed, slutty serial killers

She’s going nude.

Another HG is evicted.

A new twist pops up and Hayden mangles English.

OK, now you know why I wanted Kate to stick around. I’ve been waiting to use that title. She can go home now. Let’s start this week’s recap off with some nakedness. Why don’t straight 50-something men keep themselves looking like this? We look back to last week, and see the Stars salute their goodbyes [...]