POSTS TAGGED: boring

Being and Nothingness.

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Yawn.

Leave a message after the beep. Or don’t. But don’t expect me to call you back.

Zzzzzzz.

The girls tell Karen’t some stuff and she doesn’t believe them. The End.

We’re here! We’re here! We have not forgotten you, Gasmii!  Don’t you hate it when real life gets in the way of your TV watching?  Work schedules have kept us away from you, but we are here to give your weekly fix of snark and judgement on these people in the SV. The show opens [...]

Heeeeelllllllooooooo, Gasmi!!! We know you missed us so we won’t make you tell us… unless you really, really want to. What we really, really want (try to get THAT song out of your head now)- we want to tell you what we thought of Bravo’s new show Start-ups. We know you’ve been holding your breath, [...]

Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode.  Oh noooo, it’s not.  They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week.  We begin with Jeremiah giving [...]

  This week on Breaking Amish, everything is explained in clear, sense-making detail! Hahahahaha!!!  Juuuuuuust kidding!! I may actually be more confused this week than I have been in previous weeks.  This show is like the Benjamin Button of reality TV.  I now know less about these people than I did when watching the premier.   [...]

We come back right where we left off with Kate in the stairwell freaking out to some Hannibal Lecter piano music.  The producers finally tell us that there’s no evidence to support Sabrina’s claims.  That’s nice.  Then why would you ask Kate the questions you asked her last week?  Oh, I guess that it wasn’t [...]

This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring the top secret envelope of DUI docs on Kate in front of Abe and Rebecca.  He loves that he can prove that Kate is a hypocrite.  When Rebecca asks Kate if you get arrested when [...]

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no closer to the truth of this series than we were last week. So, due to the scandals of this supposed reality show, I’ve done some research.  We can definitely explain away the language and behavior [...]

I’m going to do my best to pretend that this show is legit and that I haven’t heard that Jeremiah and Sabrina are divorced and Abe and Rebecca have a child together.  By the way, did anyone find out the definition for “napalm” yet?  (Sorry, that RHONJ reunion was NUTS last night!) Rebecca is on [...]

Last week on Breaking Amish, we learned that young Amish adults act like middle school kids and kids that go off on Roomspringa seem to do a great job of picking up our foul language. Rebecca’s grandfather and Abe’s mom show up at the hotel in New York City.  Rebecca spies them on the street [...]

This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City.  The first to meet up are Sabrina, Rebecca, and Abe who all ride the same airplane.  Sabrina initially feels that she and Rebecca will be friends, because Rebecca is nice to her, but that all will soon change.  [...]

Sorry for the super-delay of getting this recap up.  I jumped the fence myself (bought my first house) and will never do it again.  I’ve been very good and didn’t murder a single person.  Because of that, I am free to watch TV for you.  So, let us begin… Bear with me here, because this [...]

Well here we are again Hellllooooo Gasmii! We are Back! Did you miss us? Sorry it’s taken a few days to get this Recap up, but our father has been in the hospital. Papa Jane and Blanche is home and on the road to recovery, so onward and upward we go! The show this week [...]

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk…  HOLA Gasmi! Welcome to another fun-filled, educational (boring) episode of Hollywood Exes.  We know we sound like a broken record, guys, but we are getting more and more bitter with every passing week. They don’t need to be mean to each other but give us something [...]

Survival of the Bitchiest.

Same shit, different states.

Miami Bitch.

There are 11,223 reasons not to watch this crap.

Jenelle et al have driven me to not caring. It finally happened. I’m so invested and have such expectations from Teen Mom2 that when I’m let down, I just want to stuff my emotions.

Rock Your Socks?

America’s First Elimination Night!

Even the baby is bored, and this is his first episode.

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

Of all the Cantinas in all the world, a Nazi has to walk into mine.

Sash is the swing vote.

Double Tribal, Double Random…

LAME

John Stamos innocent…of being interesting charges.

Danielle and the Fussbudget Fishwives