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John and Ellen may be smooching siblings!!!

The other day, someone mentioned to me that they had missed the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere episode and asked me what they missed.  ”Have you seen the last two seasons?” I questioned.  They had.  ”Then you missed nothing,” I replied.  Welcome back to the same shit I’ve been writing about for three years, [...]

It’s going to be awhile before I stop talking about this…

Seven months in!!

Lew-wee bags, bug spray and breakdowns

This JUST happened.

  I love the wonk eye in full effect.  How he managed to force himself onto your cable box is a marvel.  That’s some “All About Eve” shit right there. Listen, dudes, I am a whore for reality television. Straight up – give me Kim Richards and Nene Leakes in an enclosed space with cameras [...]

Hola Tabbies! Welcome back for another hour of fun with our favorite Aussie – Tabatha! This week she visits a nail salon, unfortunately named ManiKir Royale, which I didn’t realize at first is supposed to be pronounced “Manicure Royale” until Tabatha does so in the introduction. Which, the hell? People, start spelling the names to [...]

Penis envy taken to new levels.

Sex, bills & stalkers

No one is having sex

This JUST happened.

Jews, Shoes and Pools

Princesses Long Island classes up Bravo this Summer. Bravo first hit it big with Project Runway and Top Chef. These were, and are, shows about people with talent making an effort in life. Then something changed. After all, there are only so many people in the world with talent that are making an effort in [...]

Sex calendars, a dog couch, and a partridge in a pear tree

And lush is the new moist.

Nothing to see here…

The couples ‘surprise’ each other for Valentine’s Day!

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen tries to figure out how babies are made, Alexis tries to explain Jesus’ magic, and Tamra’s mom is a betch.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Heather finally made it to Hot.

This was an exciting enough episode, I mean, Tamra meets with Lauri (sp???), Heather does “Hot in Cleveland,” and Alexis decides she has time to be an “actress.”  As an actress, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t be more insulted by Alexis’ attitude towards my chosen career.  Gretchen gets a Rolls Royce from Slade, which would [...]

Not Valentine’s Day…Valinitine Day!!!

It’s Puerto Rican, but it’s romantic, y’all!

Shit just got real.

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis decides she has talent, Lori comes back with a Toy Story face, and Terry starts the kids on fire.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

The question is answered.

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Drama

…total bitch.

These lovebirds are gettin’ hitched!

Goin’ to tha chapel!

This JUST happened.

Sooo stressed!

Hola Gasmii!  This is a quick minicap, I’ll get that full recap up quickly.  This week’s episode is a doozy.  We’re in Manhattan Beach at a bar called “Summer’s.”  Two years ago, the owner died and left the bar to his wife and two sons.  The wife has no idea how to run a business [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia’s mom disables a clerk, Jim doesn’t want Alexis doing what Jesus did, and Brooks returns!  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing weekly BS of [...]

Everyone’s a victim this week.

Following in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica!

Episode 71: The High Episode 72: The Crash On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don’t Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of Orange County. We made this a late [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen yaps, Alexis snaps, and Vicki’s family tries to get their man back.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing [...]

There’s a grief that can’t be spoken…