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Phaedra’s in love with a stripper.

Resistance was futile.

Guess who’s coming to dinner, really late?

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want to hang out with her any more, … You’ve angered me so much that my wattle has dropped in front of the cameras. YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE. Kim Twitchards got Selena Gomez’ nose in [...]

This JUST happened.

Reza threw the kitchen sink at MJ

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

If you have time!

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Top 10 Shows, Thursday, February 27   Zero interest. Zero Hour (8 pm, ABC) Hank’  Galliston’s associates, Rachel and Arron, and FBI agent Becca Riley join him as he races against time to find his wife and save humanity. It’s handy they can kill two birds with one stone. If they had to find Hank’s [...]

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Congrats… Laura-Leigh?

This JUST happened.

I wish I was allowed to walk out of work this much.

Flipit fills in for J-Mo on Oscar week!

Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show. Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,…. Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that [...]

The Gospel according to Kandi.

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

If only sober equaled sane.

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

Porsha is comportionately perturd.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

Crazies are always better in bed. Not fair, but true.

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

If you have time!

This JUST happened.

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on Bravo eats Moroccan food. There’s shirtless douche fighting, witless knife wielding, and brainless strip teaching. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell us what you want us to talk about, join us on [...]

These people are the wooooooorst.

Tale of two asses.

If you have some time!

(Hi there Gasmi, if you’ve watched any of Top Chef so far this season you are aware that is a prolonged call for help. Or a four month long insulting money grab by Bravo and Magical Elves. Either way, it hasn’t been pretty, so let’s see what completely made up help for fictional problems we [...]

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer