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The chefs get to murder a bunch of crabs and then cook outdoors!

Team Challenge. And no one’s happy.

Tonight’s Big Fight!!!

Baby Mama drama

Tonight the winners lose, and the losers win!

Mini caps of Toddlers and Tiaras, Work of Art, Top Chef, Real World and SYTYCD Real World: VirginiaApple Two episodes in and I am already LOVING this season. The main reason for this love is that while Hair is still annoying to no end, the rest of the roomies are totally chill and have already [...]

Everybody STILL sucks at making desserts.

The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!

Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.

Mini recaps of SYTYCD, Top Chef, Toddlers and Tiaras, and Work of Art

Bethenny tries on some seriously hideous dresses.

Top Chef DC begins

Final links before the weekend.

In case you didn’t know, the real reason Dina left the NJ Housewives is because of Danielle Staub. She told US Weekly, “I would say 99.9 percent is because of Danielle [Staub], but the other .1 percent was drama created by her…Danielle will make up whatever lie she can to hurt you, and it’s dangerous. [...]

Can Chinese-Canadian cuisine beat out Swedish-Ethiopian, or will Atlantis-American take it all?

The beginning of Bethenny’s? new? show?

This past season of The Real Housewives of NYC was so insane, and dramatic, I’m actually sad it’s over. I must admit that New Jersey is still my favorite cast, but the NYC bitches take the dramatic cake for sure.  Here are some sneak peeks from the reunion part one that airs tomorrow at 9PM [...]

Yesterday it was revealed that The Real Housewives of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice, and her husband Joe filed for bankruptcy. She told People, “While this is a personal matter, I realize that certain aspects of my private life will always be subject to scrutiny and distortion. What is true is that due to the [...]

Top Chef takes on improv.

Danielle and the Fussbudget Fishwives

This week starts out with a mystery. Not the one where we all wonder why on earth Jill would get drunk on her own power and smash an entire country’s faith in her.

We have another douchebag Master on our hands!

Hey everybody, guess what? This is my hundredth recap for TVGasm! I know, right? It’s hard to believe I’ve dedicated almost two years of my life to writing mini-novellas about hairstylists and designers and models and chefs and bisexual famewhores. Time flies when you’re being a big fat bitchkitty, I guess. Seriously, though, this is [...]

Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we never have to hear Camila Alves speak again? Curious (like WaffleBoy) what Matt and Janine spent their dollar on? Well, I know we had basically put this season of Shear Genius to bed, but there was no way [...]

Hey y’all foodie fans! Remember how the last time we were all watching Top Chef it was Christmastime, and we were all super-depressed because our sweet and cuddly Kevin “DirtyBear” Gillespie didn’t win and that blade-nosed cocky assfuck Michael “Li’l Volt” Voltaggio did, and we all ate ourselves into a coma on pork ribs and [...]

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hair-Worldâ„¢ this one last time. A couple of weeks ago I found a pair of testicles hanging in my closet, put them on, and sent an email to Brig Van Osten to alert her to TVGasm.com, to explain my role here as Shear Genius Shit Talker, and the fact [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things don’t always go exactly the way you’ve planned. Sometimes you just have to roll with the unexpected changes that come your way and do the best you can to suppress the urge to throttle the people [...]

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s a special evening here at Casa J-Mo, for I was the lucky recipient of both a raise and a hand-job today (not from the same person, though) and I’ve been celebrating so I am stuffed full [...]

We’re headed back to New York with the bitches this week. The summer season in The Hamptons is over and it’s time for everyone to decamp to their respective cubbyholes in the New York skyline, teach a class at The Learning Annex and cause scenes at fashionable events.

What’s up, people? You know how Cameltoe always ends each episode this season with her silly little tagline, “Hair is impotent“? Well, we all know she’s really trying to say “important” but the letter R just isn’t her friend. Anyhow, on tonight’s episode of Shear Genius we’re going to be reminded once again that the [...]

Hello again hairgomaniacs! I know that I have been bitching a lot about how this show has taken a steep swirl into the toilet because of the crappy hosting (and speaking) abilities of Cameltoe, and that none of the guest judges have been remotely famous (or interesting) to anyone outside of the hair industry, and [...]

Happy Post-Oscars, everyone! Could you all believe how bad the hair was at this year’s show? I don’t know if it was the rain, or if Sarah Jessica Parker was trying to look all freshly-fucked on purpose to combat those nasty rumors about her and Matthew Broderick’s marriage being on the rocks, but Tabatha would [...]

Hello again friends! You know, every time I go to my local salon these days I always ask the stylist whose chair I land in if they watch reality TV, and in particular if they are fans of Shear Genius. If they clutch their chest, gasp and start in on how fucked up last night’s [...]

Welcome back, friends! I’m so glad you’ve rejoined me, because I want to tell you about an Incident that happened to me this week. I was driving home from work, minding my own business, and lip-synching flawlessly to SWV’s “Right Here/Human Nature” as I zipped along through traffic. Eventually I noticed a car keeping pace [...]

Hello friends. Let’s talk for a minute about that friend you have (and yes, of course behind her back… duh, it’s called manners)… you know the one I mean, she is tall, thin, good-looking, has a great job, awesome wardrobe, cool car, sweet house, plenty of cash, a smokin’-hot body and is usually surrounded by [...]

This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway. Why is it Bible beaters always have lotion on the bedside table? Cuz that’s a sin.

Hello hair hoppers! My name is J-Mo, I am a Top Chef fan, and once upon a time I did a Google search on the words “Lisa”, “Fernandes” and “bitch”. One of the results that was kicked back to me was housed inside a recap on this very site (TVGasm.com) written by the fabulous LoLo [...]

Sandra Bernhard has given up on comedy and anorexia and has opened a salon in a Chicago suburb (I don’t think it’s Lanford), called Earth Moon Sun. What’s with these stylists? They have no style, they’re not on my list!!! In actuality the owner of the salon featured in the season finale of Tabatha’s Salon [...]

Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS. Potatoes were in those things before you were. EEEEWWWWW!!!

Robert and Jody own Tantrum Salon in Covina, CA. They have been partners for about 5 years, but it’s not all gravy. The business is in trouble, Robert can offer nothing but excuses for the shortcomings of the salon and Jody has become adept at avoiding the problems, more than she avoids Robert. Tantrum has [...]