POSTS TAGGED: bravo

If only sober equaled sane.

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

Porsha is comportionately perturd.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

Crazies are always better in bed. Not fair, but true.

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

If you have time!

This JUST happened.

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on Bravo eats Moroccan food. There’s shirtless douche fighting, witless knife wielding, and brainless strip teaching. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell us what you want us to talk about, join us on [...]

These people are the wooooooorst.

Tale of two asses.

If you have some time!

(Hi there Gasmi, if you’ve watched any of Top Chef so far this season you are aware that is a prolonged call for help. Or a four month long insulting money grab by Bravo and Magical Elves. Either way, it hasn’t been pretty, so let’s see what completely made up help for fictional problems we [...]

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Hey Gasmii!   Let me start this minicap off by saying that I just watched four people eat for two hours straight.  And they didn’t even share!  Those selfish bastards. In the interest of full disclosure I feel compelled to share with you that I have a strange crush on Anthony Bourdain, he of the numerous [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

This JUST happened.

If you’re bored!

Kevin’s back, tell your friends.

This JUST happened.

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Reality television brings out the best in everyone.

Watch!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

She’s gonna need teeth if she comes to my school.

Ana! Calm down! Alexia’s boobs! Calm down!

Last night’s episode!! Yikes.

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

If you have some extra time on your hands!

Baby bu-bu-bu-bump!

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

This week, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) take time to reflect on the wonderful crap Bravo has sent down the river in 2012. We used categories the listeners created to produce our very first award show, The Crappies!! It’s a star studded event! Come on in! To talk to other [...]