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Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

If you’re bored

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

If you’re bored

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

You don’t like the title? Bravo called it “Healing Hole.”

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

It’s up!

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

(This week on Dear TvGasm we have our 1st annual Christmas Party where we invited all the fake celebrities who didn’t really ask us for advice during the year to ring in the Holidays in the most fictitious way possible.  This year all refreshments are courtesy of the Franzia that Flipit stole out of his mom’s garage. ) [...]

BiminI is in an alternate uiniverse.

This JUST happened.

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Episode 50   It’s the Watch What Crappens Podcast‘s 50th Episode! Paaaarty! To celebrate, we did a double episode! First up is RHOA and RHOBH gossip. Probably way too much attention on the Maloof secret scandal, but we couldn’t help ourselves. Then we moved on to dishing about this week’s episodes of Bev Hills and Miami. [...]

Lock her up

The nose in question. MJ and her pups meet GG at a dog agility center to discuss the events from the previous night. Well, that seems like the most logical place to rehash drunken shenanigans. MJ tries to get Julio and Pablo to jump over a small bar, but let’s face it, these dogs are [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

My episode 2 blog is up!

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

The girls tell Karen’t some stuff and she doesn’t believe them. The End.

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

Still as annoying as last year.  Hello my little Joons!  It’s time for a new season of Shahs of Sunset.  There are a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones.  Namely, Lilly, who has taken the place of Sammy.  Bravo has yet to comment on the situation, but I could not be happier [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

Nads recaps The Shahs

Mooooooom!!!

This JUST happened.

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

Hi there, I noticed in my last post that some people were not happy with Fake Yolanda Foster’s German accent. Now I can understand how something can ruin a post for a reader, and I’d like to apologize for that. As for why it happened, well, just going by how Yolanda Foster sounded on the [...]

Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) are joined by Hermoine the lovely Tetris legging wearing wack job from Start Ups: Silicon Valley! Co-Executive Producer extraordinaire (and lovable midget) Nadine Rajabi is also on hand to giggle with us and talk trash about the show.  After that it’s off to Housewives land and a super [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

No more Housewives!

(Hi there Gasmi, did you have a good holiday? Well if you didn’t it’s on your own head. Honestly if you can’t deal with your family for one day even when you get to eat a minimum if three starches with your meal, and two types of pie afterwards, the blame starts shifting from them to [...]

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

The Persians are bringing “Persian back…”