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Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her place, and Kim tries to move her face. Find the full recap for this week’s episode here!  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts [...]

These women need to just start eating at home.

This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) as they tear through Top Chef Seattle, Million Dollar Decorators, Silicon Valley, RHOM, RHOBH and RHOA!  Subscribe on iTunes here, and join us on facebook and twitter to talk trash with us!  Check out the full recap of [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Funny!

This JUST happened!

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

(Dear TvGasm, your best source of fake unasked for advice for the people you see on your boob de toob has a very special guest this week, Kim Richards from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, And Kim, well words fail me. Let’s check in with our favorite housewife from the 90210 zip code)     [...]

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]

  Helllooooooo Gasmi! WE ARE BACK!!! We missed ya’ll….  Wellllllllll  it just so happens that the week we start back up, trying to be hilarious, Blanche has a wicked cold (is totally all methed out on Nyquil ), and I have to go to work at an UNGODLY hour tomorrow… So our mini cap is [...]

Party time!

Yay! This Monday!!! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts!

This JUST happened.

Being pretty and successful does not preclude you from being a hot mess.

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Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

Ben Mandelker (Bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) weave their way through the sordid, heavily accented cat fights of Real Housewives of Miami before moving into celebration mode for the end of Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey’s loooong seasons, which were both marked by Lost Footage specials.  There’s also some [...]

#firstworldproblems

Snub and dub dub

In our second of two parts, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) make it through the third hour of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s screeching mess of a reunion and try to decide which is worse: a whore or a stripper. Then we go over to visit the Real Housewives [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

No really, this is the last one.

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) returns to the show to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) in mocking all things Housewives. Juicy Joe’s blatant lying on the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, the incessant neurotic bickering about missing legs and borrowed dresses on the Real Housewives of New York, and the “She beat me [...]

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

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…and everyone hates Karent.

The post-showdown showdown.

This season on The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva yelled at everyone for not treating her like the gift that she is, LuAnn boned a pirate, and Ramona stayed drunk and cross eyed. Watch more ReDubs on our YouTube channel! Subscribe and share if you like, and leave requests for ReDubs in the comments! [...]

Amy > Maggie

After the endless season…comes the endless reunion. Part one.

(This week Dear TvGasm checks in with Mama Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, who sounds a little under the weather.)   Dear TvGasm, ugh. I’m am done. I’ve had it with her, and her awful mean, trashy, lying , story selling ways. I’m done I tell you, done! Now you know me, [...]

Fashion showdown, part two.

This week, Matt takes off to live the life of a thin person while Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left alone to their own devices. The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Stripper Extravaganza is delved into, as well as Aviva’s complete transformation into a Joan Crawford character from fifties cinema and Mama [...]

A spinoff?