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The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

Amy is a drunken mess while Liz has daddy issues.

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Teresa didn’t want her dirty laundry aired

End of Century isn’t making money and Maggie is even more pathetic than we thought.

Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan!  No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The scene is set at the vineyard.  And another vineyard.  And I think a third vineyard?   Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf [...]

Another boy!

Rollin’ down the river.

So Gallery Girls in theory sounds pretty boring because it is about a group of girls trying to fulfill their dreams in the cutthroat world of art in New York City. The best comparison would probably be a hybrid of The Bad Girls Club meets The City in that the girls aren’t really acting like [...]

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

Season finale

Road trip!

“Welcome to your nightmare.”  Prologue: Hi friends ;- ) Time for another glimpse into the love lives of our favourite losers. (In honour of the Olympics, I’ve taken to spelling with British flourishes and using some of the British slang I learned reading the Harry Potter books. I did this the week of the royal [...]

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

They’re back!

Put blood-fued on simmer, heat to a boil and then pour liberally on your enemy.

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]

Hey everyone, it’s a bonus episode of Watch What Crappens! The Zarin talked her ass off this week and gave us some pretty good trash talkin’, but we couldn’t let the week go by without laughing about the RHOC reunion. Of course, no episode is complete with making our Carole Radziwill voices creepier and creepier. Join [...]

You just never know where the day is gonna take you, do ya? Jill Zarin heard us talking shit about her on the interwebs and contacted Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV!) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) to set her story straight! We won’t spoil it, let’s just say the Zarin can talk trash with [...]

Prom Fright Prologue: Hello, friends! Time for another installment of one of the greatest television programs of our time. ;- ) Last week on Miss Advised….Amy bitched out Lewis on their SECOND (2nd) date for not texting her for, like, a day; Julia planned an over-the-top second date with William, got wasted at a winery, [...]

Alright dolls, now where did we leave off?  I was leaving the country in hopes of causing an international incident and – oh, wait, you mean housewives?  Huh. Well, then…a quick review of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I mean – this happens.  Do I need to say more? Well, the good news is, [...]

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

 “I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth” Prologue: Helloooo! I hope you’re all covered from your beer/BBQ/firework hangovers (I’m not) and are ready to catch up on all the great Bravo shows (I am) ;- )  Previously on Miss Advised ;- ) — Julia begged a date in the most desperate manner possible for [...]

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

Tamra has tearless evil eyes.

This week’s Watch What Crappens focuses solely on the Housewives, starting with Orange County where the ladies conspired to deliver yet another explosive finale. Matt, Ronnie, and Ben break it all down: from the conclusion of Bowgate to the Great Tamra-Vicki Blowout of 2012. After that, it’s on to New York City where we debate [...]

The latest in blood-feuds!

Plus bonus ringers!

The Real Housewives, in their own words

L-R: Pathetic, Idiotic, Desperate Hello again, Miss Advised superfans! ;- ) It’s your homegirl Pillania back to chronicle another installment in the series HRG (His Royal Gayness Andy C) was ill advised to greenlight. Do you like what I did there? ;- ) Prologue/Thoughts at Large: I’ve done a lot of thinking since last week’s [...]

The leopard print calm before the storm…

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

p> This may be one of our best podcasts yet. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com ), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com ) have a full slate of Bravo junk to talk about, starting with silly Jill Zarin gossip and then moving into a full analysis of the Greatest Bow Scandal to Ever Rock Orange County. [...]

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