POSTS TAGGED: bravo

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

 “I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth” Prologue: Helloooo! I hope you’re all covered from your beer/BBQ/firework hangovers (I’m not) and are ready to catch up on all the great Bravo shows (I am) ;- )  Previously on Miss Advised ;- ) — Julia begged a date in the most desperate manner possible for [...]

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

Tamra has tearless evil eyes.

This week’s Watch What Crappens focuses solely on the Housewives, starting with Orange County where the ladies conspired to deliver yet another explosive finale. Matt, Ronnie, and Ben break it all down: from the conclusion of Bowgate to the Great Tamra-Vicki Blowout of 2012. After that, it’s on to New York City where we debate [...]

The latest in blood-feuds!

Plus bonus ringers!

The Real Housewives, in their own words

L-R: Pathetic, Idiotic, Desperate Hello again, Miss Advised superfans! ;- ) It’s your homegirl Pillania back to chronicle another installment in the series HRG (His Royal Gayness Andy C) was ill advised to greenlight. Do you like what I did there? ;- ) Prologue/Thoughts at Large: I’ve done a lot of thinking since last week’s [...]

The leopard print calm before the storm…

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

p> This may be one of our best podcasts yet. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com ), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com ) have a full slate of Bravo junk to talk about, starting with silly Jill Zarin gossip and then moving into a full analysis of the Greatest Bow Scandal to Ever Rock Orange County. [...]

Seattle?

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

“We have no idea what we’re talking about” Prologue: Now that he has conquered the worlds of housewives, takeovers, and lifestyle makers, His Royal Gayness (HRG) Andy Cohen is hell-bent on cornering the market on dating and matchmaking. Turn on Bravo on a random weekday morning (not that I ever do that…) and there’s a [...]

These women have problems, and we’re here to point them out

The showdown we’ve all been waiting for!

Last week Gary went home. Boo. We liked Gary. Unfortunately the actual weak link of the team (starts with a L and rhymes with LIZ!) had immunity, so it was Ciao to our funny, happy guy. We begin in Florence where the teams find their newest clue. The teams shall remain the same. Neither Jenna [...]

Nookie is sad he never learned any Italian Hello Platers! This week is all about Parmigiano-Reggiano, tortellini, and Bologna (the place, not the Oscar Meyer’s). The teams stay the same for this next leg, much to the chagrin of Jenna and Liz. In fact on the car trip to Modena, Jenna berates Liz so completely [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Dear TvGasm has a heart to heart with Bethenny Frankel

The wedding that Bravo built.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

Miss Andy is going to be expanding his “Miss Andy” brand on to the radio. He’s going to be hosting a show on SiriusXM for five weeks. He said it’s not going to be a Housewives show, but more about Pop Culture. He wants to pick up where his book left off. He’s becoming the gay [...]

Can’t wait!

You take the good, you take the bad…

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This is my favorite Moroccon Mix!  First of all, I owe EVERYONE an apology.  I misspoke concerning last week’s episode in the comments.  I called a commenter a bad word.  I am sorry for that.  We recappers work pretty hard to get these stories out to you and sometimes we take things a little too [...]

It’s a pretension intervention.

When I hear Morocco, I think of this… Gary pulls out his French and so does Jenna!  (ugh, I know)… You guys, PLEASE let me know who you like – in the comments – I mean, I don’t really care one way or another  - yeah right… God, I hate Chaz… Full recap in the [...]

 What is summer without Reality TV? There is always a flood of real TV for us to choose from and this year is no different. It’s a regular smorgasbord for us to feast on. The controversy continues over ABC’s new The Glass House, it’s version of CBS’ Big Brother, who by the way, have taken [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

Something smells fishy… The jokes write themselves, folks!    Song starts at 1:20… Wow, I just used a reference to a Sondheim song for my recap of a cooking show on Bravo. Doesn’t get much gayer than that, kids. Sorry for the delay, you guys, but I made it before show day!  Hope you guys [...]

Cat – where do you keep disappearing to? I’m now convinced that Bravo reads TVGasm. (Hi Andy!) My main complaint last week was that none of these people were very likable – and sure enough, this week I started liking a couple of them! (Hi Nicole! Hi Avery and her cute daughters! Hi Nick!) On [...]

Welcome back to the Guidice car, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The stench of pork and sweat practically permeates through the television screen. And the anger…oh my, the Brown Smurf is not in a very friendly mood at all. He has transitioned to full on hatred for everyone Teresa is related to. Or [...]

Watch you Bravophiles

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.