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Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia’s mom disables a clerk, Jim doesn’t want Alexis doing what Jesus did, and Brooks returns!  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing weekly BS of [...]

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

Mike looks like he is about to take a dump on stage.  Just sayin’. So, after a week break, we are back for the second half of the Shahs reunion. My sincerest thank you goes out to the producers for giving my brain time to absorb and rest. This episode is basically one giant nod [...]

Reza threw the kitchen sink at MJ

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show. Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,…. Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that [...]

They all have the same middle name.  It’s “dysfuntional.” Wow. To say this reunion (part I) was interesting is an understatement. I wonder how much time has elapsed since the season finale? Reza and MJ are fighting like two wet cats in a bag. Mike, strangely, continues to be the voice of reason. GG is [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Alrighty, my little Joons. We have officially made it to the season two finale. They really wrapped things up into a nice little package for us. It seems that everyone got their happy ending except for GG the Terrible. Let’s start where we left off two weeks ago! Happier times, three minutes before knives were [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

If you have time!

First, my little Joons, I would like to apologize for the lack of good pictures in the last recap.  Just for you, I buy the episodes off of iTunes, and for some reason, last week’s episode was not posted by Monday night.  Have no fear though, this week’s episode was up Monday morning, and I [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

The only way to get Mike to shut up.  Hey dudes (I loved that show)! The Shahs are back from Mexico, and it appears this episode has a family theme going on. Plus, Persian Cher has minimal camera time, which means this episode already kicks ass.  Let’s check in with our favorite Persians. We begin [...]

All the liquor in the world still wouldn’t make the bitch pleasant to be around. Greetings Gasmii! Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Persian Cher anymore, she proves me wrong. Basically, every time she opened her mouth, I gagged a little. Then I felt an overwhelming urge to punch the closest person I could [...]

If you have some extra time on your hands!

Happy 2013, Gasmii! I hope everyone partied hard and stayed safe. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes last week. I felt so very loved! This week, Reza makes nice with MJ, MJ makes nice with Asa, and it appears everyone was serious about cutting GG off. Except Omid, who was offended [...]

Congrats, Gasmii!  You made it through this. Everyone can take a deep breath now. The holidays are over! I apologize for the lateness of the recap. Not only was yesterday Christmas, it was my birthday. I partied GG style, minus all of the anger. I am generally a happy person. I am excited about this [...]

“I’m so mad!  I’m going to poop on this couch.” My little Joons! You’re back and that makes me so very happy. Last week gave us GG versus Asa in a backyard battle royale. This week, Reza and MJ square off to see who can be the bigger, big booty bitch. Let’s go! Mike and [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]

The Watch @WhatCrappens Podcast will be having a Shahs viewing party tonight and live tweeting the show! We’ll be online a bit before 7 PM Eastern time, and to join in the fun you can follow the hashtag #shahswwc from @TVgasm and @bsideblog on twitter. Our posts will pop up in the window below, and [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda gets offended at stuff, everyone gets wasted without Kim, and a maid is run over. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also doing a gossip show called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards got wasted and slur/yelled at Brandi in public. Even more embarrassingly, she mixed pearls with gold. You’re a dirty slut pig fart face! PS are you wearing silver can I borrow it fer ma neck? Paul proved to be as hideous on the inside as [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa puts Ad in her place, Brandi puts Ad in her place, and Kim tries to move her face. Find the full recap for this week’s episode here!  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts [...]

This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) as they tear through Top Chef Seattle, Million Dollar Decorators, Silicon Valley, RHOM, RHOBH and RHOA!  Subscribe on iTunes here, and join us on facebook and twitter to talk trash with us!  Check out the full recap of [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]