POSTS TAGGED: britney spears

She’s single, y’all!

Vegas Baby!

See ya, Brit!

    Hi there Gasmi, just checking in to let you know that sometimes Christmas comes early, sometimes it comes on time, and occasionally it shows up a little late. If you are a fan of quality fug bucking nuts celebrity gossip, then the following is not only a late arriving X-Mass gift from US Magazine, but it’s [...]

Fiction

I spend a lot of time in my underwear blogging about the dumdums on TV, and frankly after six years I am a bit sunlight deficient. So I figured it might be time to leave the house occasionally and play around in the studio! This is just me making shit up about the BS tabloids [...]

Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]

The X Factor is back on Tuesday, and we finally we get to find out which of these desperate adults and depressed kids get to extend their stay at the second best singing competition on television. There are plenty of tears,  and plenty of smiles from sadistic judges who feast on the hearts of the [...]

Welcome back to the X Factor! It’s a shorter episode, and I’m a lot less nervous to recap than I was last week, so, YAY! Let’s dive right into the episode. We’re back at the Judges’ Homes, where the contestants are performing to earn a spot at the live shows. This hour is going to [...]

Tonight, as it turns out, is perfect as it is filled with bravado, delusion, and a little psychopathy.

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.

Gangnam style!

It’s Britney, bitch

I’m not a little girl!

Brit didn’t like the man in drag

X Factor Austin arrivals

It’s official!

It’s official!

Fingers crossed!

Show her the money, y’all

She’s on her way!

It’s Britney, bitch!

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.

She wants to do it right this time.

Teaser

A real job!

The tides start to turn against Teresa.

Brittany does Britney

Some linky-poos while you have your drinky-poos.

Oprah wins, again.