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“Money goes where money is.” – Kent Nerburn Now that Jeff Probst and the new cast are safely tucked away in the Philippines, filming at Palaui Island, we can now reveal who they are! CBS has really gone out of their way to recycle a garbage pail full of nonsense. Let’s start with previous WINNERS! “If [...]

We brought you some ABC Fall Season announcements yesterday, and today it’s CBS’ turn! The big Eye will be keeping its drama slate pretty much the same, with the addition of a new thriller called Hostages on Monday nights that will star Toni Collette. That’s a perfect balance of fantastic acting (Collette) and amazing butt [...]

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Renewals

Fran here. Before we get things started Berry and I would like to apologize to all of you for having watched and recapped last week’s offensive episode of the Amazing Race. We are outraged with ourselves and we are outraged with AR and we are outraged that Vietnam is still a country that has its [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]

Top 10 TV Shows Weekend Edition   Literal violation. Like, literally. March 1 is National Punch a Person Misusing the Word ‘Literally’ in the Junk Day. Just go to where people congregate, and listen. In about 30 seconds, you will hear some fuckwaffle misuse ‘literally.’ Then, get to junk-punching. You’ll get out some of that built-up [...]

Top 10 Shows, Thursday, February 27   Zero interest. Zero Hour (8 pm, ABC) Hank’  Galliston’s associates, Rachel and Arron, and FBI agent Becca Riley join him as he races against time to find his wife and save humanity. It’s handy they can kill two birds with one stone. If they had to find Hank’s [...]

***Please welcome home NotWithoutMyTV to fill in for the week!! Love ya buddy! Top 10 TV Shows, Wednesday, Feb 27  Gun Stories (7:30 pm) An in-depth look at the FN Fal. I bet the NRA thinks it’s cruel that you can watch this show but can’t readily buy the featured product.  Pasion Prohibida (8 pm [...]

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.” – CBS Program Practices “My God Portia, she has BACON in there!” The 55th Annual Grammy Awards were relatively conservative this year. Most of the attendees DID comply with CBS’s wardrobe rules and dressed appropriately for prime-time television. Some of the ladies found ways [...]

The season finale of Survivor: Philippines airs this Sunday at 8:30pm on CBS. Once again Jeff Probst will tease us about the next adventure and its location. Season 26 is Survivor: Caramoan and its “twist will be “fans and favorites”. The emphasis will be on the AND  because both will be together on each tribe, [...]

Amazing Race time folks! With me, Fran! (And my handsome yet smelly husband Berry sits aside me cradling our dear little three month old vomit bag, Lil’ C!) Season 21 is narrowing down, we only have five teams left: Team Dong (Jaymes and James), Friday Night Lights (Trey and Lexi), Twin N’s (Natalie and Nadiya), [...]

He’s a goner

First of all Barry wanted to say congrats to the San Francisco Giants who won some sort of ball sporting event and to a Panda who was named the MVP. An actual Panda?! If it’s not, I don’t want to hear about it! Back to the spooOOOooky Halloween edition of our Amazing Race recap! BOO! [...]

Welcome back race fans. Fran and Berry and our new race fan Lil’ C here. Not sure if we can ever beat last week’s actual race to the finish, but we’ll give it a shot! So with Team Sporty out we have 8 teams left. We start where we ended in Indonesia. Which is where [...]

Episode 3 of Season 21 y’all! Fran (with a side of Berry) here ready to rock this ep! Just close your eyes and listen to the theme song. Boy oh boy, after all of these years this song still gets our blood going! Don’t know if it makes us want to cry, throw up, make [...]

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

Holmes uses deodorant to crack a case.

Holmes gets all warm and fuzzy. Not.

Welcome peeps! It’s season 21 and we’re back and we brought a friend! Fran and Berry here with the brand new tiny edition to our family. And it’s a Fran! We call her Lil’ Miss C! She’s six weeks old, but she’s already poopin’ like her old man! Anyway, we put her in her swing [...]

CBS demonstrates why PBS is such a superior network.

Some smarty-pants English guy thinks he can solve crimes.

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

A winner is announced!

Ian: “You know that sign at the end of a show that no animals were harmed making this production? They can’t do that – the fish died.” Oh Danielle, I understand! It’s almost over, only one more day and then what will we do? WHAT WILL WE DO? I have spent just as many days [...]

“I’m at the top controlling everything. I’m the most powerful player in this game!” Survivor: Philippines premieres this Wednesday night at 8pm on CBS. It’s going to be “old school “Survivor according to Jeff Probst, with three tribes to start the season. He also says the water challenges are back in full force, something that’s [...]

Tonight’s episode is rough, you guys. After the legitimately shocking blindside of Shane by Dan during Thursday’s live show, you’d think Big Brother would jam-pack Sunday’s episode with all sorts of insanity related to the fallout of Dan’s THIRD betrayal of Danielle. Instead, we get a clip show. But first! A quick five-minute recap of [...]

Shane: “I don’t want my fate in someone else’s hands.” Finally, over an hour after the Big Brother show ended on the East Coast, the live feeds came on and the 1st of the final HOH competition had already started. For the first time in 13 seasons, it did NOT start at the end of [...]

Welcome to the surprise eviction episode! Doesn’t look like there will be any shockers in store for us tonight, but I haven’t paid rent for September yet, so for all I know the bot might be asking me insipid questions tonight with her oddly crossed eyes. What causes that? I don’t remember her eyes being [...]

Okay, admission: I was watching this while also watching the DNC. So forgive me if I missed a few things here and there. I’m sorry I was being a PATRIOT. When Joe Biden speaks, you listen, goddamnit. If only in the hopes that he’ll accidentally reveal that Obama supports bigamy or something. Anyway, Julie opens [...]

Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time in what feels like years. Ever since the backstabbing of Janelle, the house has been more or less chaos, with no strong alliance sticking together, and I just love, love, love it. The veterans are [...]

Male models are people too!

Hey guys! Last week’s backdoor eviction of Janelle was MIGHTY shocking, wasn’t it? It was so wonderful to see the new kids thinking for themselves and taking the veterans along for a ride the whole time. Now that one of the most popular Big Brother players of all time had been kicked out, what sort [...]

Janelle: “Ian knows more about my season than I do!” Ian and Ashley have become quite close in the Big Brother house. They could be considered the new “showmance” of the season. It’s more believable than the one CBS is trying to make viewers think is going on between our new HOH Shane and Nurse [...]

Frank about Willie: “When I see somebody’s becoming a social pariah, I feel kinda bad for him – doesn’t mean I’m not gonna put him up.” “I said I came here to cook for the others and that’s just what I’m doing. I’m stirring the pot and creating havoc every chance I get. Then I [...]

  Welcome back! To check out TheMiki’s recap of the first recap, click here. Previously on Big Brother, D List Celebrity Lookalike Edition: Richard Simmons finally hit his goal weight after all these years!! We met a chick Dick! Jessica Fletcher returned as a slimy douchebag who jerks off in a shack and goes on [...]