POSTS TAGGED: celebrities

  (Hi there Gasmi, well it’s that time of the year, and love is in the air. No wait, that’s gas. I’m blaming the dog for that. Or I would be if I had a dog. Anyway today we are going to take a look at a few celebrity relationships, because I we have to [...]

Randy Jackson, aka the dawg, just sold a show to VH1. The premise (broad strokes): high-profile celebrities take a high school aptitude test, then work in the designated field the test results direct them to. Here’s how it’ll work: the celebs take the test, get their results, disguise themselves, and train for their new field. Then [...]

MIssing Juicy J

RIP Juicy J DJ Paul is beside himself with grief over the loss of Juicy J, but he’s convinced that J wants him to stay more than he wants that 5th big gulp of “trippy” juice.  I think what J really wants is to surround himself with handles of vodka and boobies doobies. The team [...]

I can’t believe these celebs are STILL trying to open up this restaurant! I totally thought they would’ve given up when they found out real work was involved and it wasn’t all about finding out which side of your face the camera loves. Today the celebs are excited because they are getting the new sign [...]

Logo designs! Hint: it’s terrible

In this week’s episode, the gang has big decisions to make: do they want the Lemon Basket logo to be inside a lemon basket icon or do they just want the words Lemon Basket? Four days later they are still arguing over whether or not Ashley is a whore. Danielle can’t let go of the [...]

It’s time to get to business! Sexy business! Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and the Dolce Group feels the need to celebrate the fact that the place hasn’t burned to the ground, yet. This is a major coup for the celebretards and they need positive reinforcement for this [...]

Lemons

Famous Food begins

If you think opening up a restaurant with one bitchy celebrity in charge is hard, imagine 7 bitchy celebrities! You don’t have to imagine anymore as fantasy becomes reality on the newest VH1 endeavor to regain America’s attention, Famous Food. The Dolce Group, which is Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin or two talking heads on [...]

Celebrities. They’re at it again

She’s a screamer!