POSTS TAGGED: celebrity rehab

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R.I.P.

“Can we all get along?”

New show, no celebs

Move over addicts, here comes troubled relationships

Part 2

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see what’s happening to these celebs after rehab? Wasn’t the rehab supposed to be the exciting part? Celebrity Rehab has adopted the same model as Dancing with the Stars; they draw out everything and make shows [...]

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make sure they haven’t been sucking back any of grampa’s ol’ cough medicine. So where are the celebs now? Has Ling Ling finally succeeded in building her eco-friendly spaceship to the moon where she will have [...]

Onward and upward, folks!

The end. Or is it?

Day 17. Sounds like a horror film, no? It kinda is.

You can’t arrest him if he’s Jesus! Oh no! The po-po have arrived at the Pasadena Recovery Center! Michael Lohan caused a public disturbance and they can’t have disturbances in the sleepy town of Pasadena. They contemplate arresting him, but Dr. Drew pays them off and they go on their merry way with a spring [...]

More rehabbing

The family that prays together…

I ruv you Drew! Family Weekend!! What a happy joyful miraculous time threatening tearful train wreck parade! We pick up where we left off with Michael’s drama. Michael is super excited about having precious camera time so he’s not about to let this situation out of his greedy little money hungry fingers the same way [...]

“I hate liars and bamboozlers!” I hear you Steven Adler, bamboozlers are the worst! Hoodwinkers are close, but Bamboozlers are definitely the worst! You may wonder to whom he is referring, but is there really any doubt? Amy Fisher has been pulling one over on the whole lot at the Pasadena Recovery Center. Since day [...]

Steven is quickly becoming my favorite Celebrity Rehab patient. His profuse use of the word “bamboozler” gives me such delight. The staff calls him abusive, but I think he just tells it like it is. He doesn’t sugarcoat anything and that’s why I love him. He’s a revolutionary who should seriously consider opening his own [...]

Fleiss, the parrot madame.

The episode starts off with a healthy dose of Amy Fisher denial. She seems to think that she is in rehab because she is tired, because rehab is where all porn stars go when they need a nap. Riding countless men in front of a rolling camera take after take is hard work and the Pasadena [...]

We continue where we left off with Steven Adler giving Amy Fisher his two cents. Dr. Drew may not agree with his methods, but I believe Steven has a good point; “She wouldn’t be here if she was just tired.” She’s here because her work in the porn industry is ‘tired’.  Once she gets her [...]

It’s day 4 in the recovery process and Drew has already lost one of his patients in an extended game of hide and seek, Ling Ling. Instead of asking a camera crew member where she might have gone, because they are paid to follow every D-list celebrity 24/7, Drew decides to amble around the grounds [...]

Too busy

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and climbed up to her speaking podium on the roof. God I hope this means we finally get to see some hunky firemen come take her down. The whole staff of Pasedena Recovery is frantically searching [...]

Dr. Super-Drew is here to save the day!

It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in this house full of attention-hungry “celebs”. But it’s not all the camera whores Super-Drew is worried about, it’s his hyperventilating staff member, Jennifer, who is upset that Steven Adler is coming. It’s night one and [...]

Rehab is back!

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write for Celebrity Rehab Season 5, I will be earning myself more HELL points. Every word will bring me one step closer to fiery damnation, but who else is going to poke fun at the disease [...]

Poor dude

Sad

They want to sue.

Rehab crashers

They’re crashing the show

Want some Real World Oscar Mayer?

Mini cap of last night’s Celeb Rehab

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Mini caps of Top Chef and Celeb Rehab

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Mini caps of Celeb Rehab, Top Chef, and The Challenge

Gummi meets Plastic in an epic pool showdown.