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NeNe is on her way!

Rachel, You’re Fired!

Coming off Cyndi Lauper’s Celebrity Apprentice appearance, Mark Burnett has decided to develop a docu-series following Cyndi and her family. I love Cyndi, and I’m super stoked about the possibility of seeing her unplugged…or… Who knows what network the series will land on, as it’s still in development, but I wouldn’t rule out the big networks [...]

Finale Time!

I know most of you were watching the Lost finale last night, and I can’t even begin cover that because there is just too much to talk about that I’m still trying to figure out (the ending??? Um…), but what I can cover, and report with confidence is the simple black and white that has NO grey that’s known as Celebrity Apprentice. So, without further ado…the winner of the third Celebrity Apprentice is…

Snapple: Celeb Apprentice Flavor

Making magic here at Celeb Apprentice! This week, someone leaves for “personal reasons” and the groups make commercials for rite guard. Still, the ladies and men are even because Sharon is dying and Cyndi- for most of the episode- is in Washington with president Obama. Yeah, poor Obama! Anyhoo, the dudes and ladies feel the [...]

Everything is hard. This week, our C list crew of misfits have to design an ad for Norton Antivirus theft identity protection. The girls really go for emotion, and the guys…really like words. Also, Blog is fucking incompetent, and we can’t WAIT to hear more verbal diherrhea from Cyndi Lauper. Am I right? Wohooo!

Celebrity apprentice, now in weaselvision! This week, the motley assortment of tools break into groups, name themselves, have a baby that is a restaurant and one team loses. Can you guess which? Doesn’t matter- you’ll see a lot of ex-mayor Blago acting like a dipshit and Cyndi Lauper forgetting that she’s on TV.

“Happy freakin’ Mother’s Day!” Hello beloved readers! Welcome to the VERY truncated recap of the VERY elongated season finale of Celebrity Apprentice! As much as I love to rip on these egomaniacs, as much as I love tearing apart Donald Trump’s fluctuating notions of “morality,” and as much as I love coming up with much [...]

“I want to see Sandra Bullock in a mermaid costume PRONTO!” Welcome back to Celebrity Apprentice! This week begins with our hard-working celebrities hanging out in the VIP lounge wondering whether Joan Rivers will be back tomorrow or if she has quit for good. Jesse thinks she’s had it and won’t be back, but Annie [...]

What is that stench? Who’s ready for another two hours of Celebrity Apprentice? This week is all about body odor, which naturally these beautiful people know nothing about. What’s a poor celebrity to do?

“Who wants to watch what I can do really well?” Tonight on Celebrity Apprentice Ivanka Trump is dissed, Clint Black puts himself into another commercial, and Annie Duke tells us the REAL secret to her success. Here we go again!

Spoiler! It’s that most glorious time of the week again. Time for Celebrity Apprentice! This week we get an overdose of Brande Roderick and Brian McKnight catches up on some much-needed sleep. To Manhattan!

Forward to 65 people or you don’t know what funny is. This week on Celebrity Apprentice we learn that there is not an original idea to be found anywhere in Trump Tower. We also learn that “viral” is apparently synonymous with “midget.” Oh also, The Donald pretends to take a moral stand. Join me, won’t [...]

“That’s S-H-E-E-T, Princess.” Welcome back to another round of Celebrity Apprentice! Fresh off of last week’s ego trip, the teams buckle down to participate for a minute in the service industry. Let’s see how they do!

“You want a piece of me?” So here we are back in Manhattan to see just which “celebrity” can scream the loudest and make the worst business decisions. Welcome to Celebrity Apprentice!

“Welcome to Trump Tower!” Hello beloved readers! I am honored and humbled to be recapping this season of Celebrity Apprentice! I know I’m coming a tad late to the game, so we are going to bounce right over episodes one and two and dive into episode three. The guys have already lost Andrew Dice Clay [...]