POSTS TAGGED: Chris Cosentino

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Top Chef Recap: Stop Being A Bitch, Bitch!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

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Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

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Top Chef Masters: Finale RECAP Guts and Glory

I can say one thing for Chris.. he’s got guts.  Literally. And then there were 2. We are finally here at the Finale of Top Chef Masters. I can’t believe I won’t be stalking pictures of Curtis Stone anymore… well, at least until next season. Tomorrow I can stop sucking in my gut The Chefs [...]

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Top Chef Masters Recap: School House Rock

  My prayer for the day: Please, my dear Lord (and by “my Lord” I mean Satan), please, please, let today be the day when Lorena gets kicked to the curb. If you are as powerful as you say you are SATAN, you will make this happen!!!!!!!!!  Thank God this sh*t is almost over.  Even [...]

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Top Chef Masters Recap: Pop Up Freakshow

The Beast that killed Takashi Welcome to the 10th Circle of Hell Last week Lorena the Horena won- unbelievably, in my opinion and my favorite little pocket chef was sent packing. Good vs Evil I am still mourning the loss of Takashi but here we are, nearing the end, at episode 8. We have whittled [...]

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Top Chef Masters Recap: Let’s get ready to Sauuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeee!

Takashi Manero Last week, Art sashayed out the door and back to the land of Biscuits, Oprah and Lady Gaga’s collapsing cake.  Unfortunately, we are still left with his annoying BFF, Lorena.  There are five Chefs remaining, well, six if you count Patty’s mole.  Patricia, Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrena, Takashi, Chris and Kerry.  Putting it out there, this [...]