POSTS TAGGED: chris harrison

Hey Gasmii! Desiree’s “journey” for love is already off to a galloping start, what with sorority-level drunken arguments and weird suitors worthy of an after-school special about the dangers of being stalked. Last week, Brooks and Bryden sailed through one-on-one dates, and Ben snatched the rose on the group date underneath the noses of men [...]

Hey Gasmii! Last week was a premiere fueled with the douchebaggery of hot males, so we’re off to a rip roarin’ start of Desiree’s “journey!” Standouts were the knight in shining armor (dumped,) the British guy who didn’t have a British accent (dumped,) and the guy who wouldn’t take “ew” for an answer when he [...]

Hey Gasmii! We’ve got another wine-soaked season of the Bachelorette to enjoy together! In case you missed it, I already made my predictions about the guys ABC chose for Desiree to make out with for the next couple of months until the inevitable pre-Christmas breakup, and now we get to see if I have any [...]

Hey Gasmii! I am absolutely delighted to be recapping the new season of the Bachelorette for you! ABC finally released the names, pictures, and bios of the guys vying for Desiree’s affections here, so I thought I’d see if I could spread excitement for the new season like herpes in a hot tub before we [...]

Hola, Gasmi! We’re back at the pad, ready for a giant mess of an episode. there is A LOT of filler in this episode, we have never heard Chris Harrison speak so slowly and use the same words over and over. Why does ABC insist on 2 hours? We start right after the last rose [...]

Gosh we miss Guy Smiley HHHeeelllloooooo, our Gasmii friends! It’s time to recap episode 4 of Bachelor Pad 3, 2 days late and 1 dollar short… This game show begins with a game show… Is there a more technical term for what we’re caught in here?  Chris Harrison tells us that it’s a Gameshow Mashup. No, that’s not it…oh, that’s [...]

What every girl aspires to become…according to Chris Have you missed us Gasmii? It’s been a whole week since our beloved freak show aired. Now it’s back and freakier than ever. These week promises to get personal instead of physical with a Match Game style game show and one on one dates instead of gang bangs. [...]

Let’s ALL be twins!   Hola Gasmii! Have no fear! We are here…to recap Bachelor Pad… Lame? Sorry. We are going to be honest, guys, we have never watched Bachelor or Bachelorette. At least not more than Joel McHale showed us on The Soup. And we haven’t watched the two other seasons of Bachelor Pad either so we had [...]

Monday, Jan. 2nd Hold on. Just let me get rid of this bimbo… The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Ben Flajnik returns to the mansion for the season’s first cocktail party; a septuagenarian confesses her love for Ben; a bachelorette shows up at the mansion on a horse. Ben and Levi the horse have been spotted [...]

Do you know who you’re sleeping with?

Ashley’s family interrogates her suitors until Ashley cries. Then she ignores her family’s dire warnings.

Heartache, heartbreak and the masked man revealed.

Fantasy dates, nightmare mates.

Mysterious black eyes.

It’s “You Got Served” time at Bachelor Pad.

It’s Holla Back Spinster time as three women get the boot.

The big escape to Tahiti with the final 3 gents