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Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]

Ok everyone – because of some technological issues, I’m late getting the recap of the final blind audition night. Since it’s going to end up being combined with the first night of the battle rounds, I’m just going to summarize it so this recap isn’t forever long. Ok, our next video is…sorry, just reminiscing.  First [...]

The finals!!! Music to my ears! And Juliet’s hair is brown again!!! Everything good is happening in my life. I think it’s all coming together because of the Supermoon. I love how we recap the very recent past of these four finalists and every coach claims they’ve known from the get go that these four [...]

Before we talk about any sort of talent on the show, I feel it necessary to discuss the ridiculousness that is Cee-Lo’s outfit. It can only be described as a “shabby disco” shirt he found in the Bargain Bucket the day after Halloween in 1993. I’m not sure if he’s trying to be John Travolta, [...]

Blake Shelton says that the gloves are coming off! Oh no that means this will not be a gentleman’s game. Nathan Parrot vs. Pip Adam lets these kids know that this battle is no joke, people can die…of embarrassment. And there is no worse a death in Hollywood. The shame! Nathan lets us know that [...]

This week is the most exciting part of the Voice continues: The Battle Rounds. I haven’t been this excited since I found out there was an automated Teddy Ruxpin! First Battle: Nathan & Pip. My instincts say that anyone named Pip would get his ass kicked in a battle. By nature, all Pips are scrawny [...]

This is what we like to call a “walking oxymoron” You see that kid up there? He’s the first in a bunch of wow-they-don’t-sound-like-they-look performers from this evening’s set of blind auditions on The Voice. Some are good, some are not-so-good but not-so-bad as to be painful to listen to.  The judges fight and bicker [...]

***Please welcome whatwhat to kick some ass on The Voice!  Last time on The Voice, some people were picked to sing for the chance at a recording contract, some people slobbered over Christina’s cleavage, and we got to see little Tony Lucca all grown up from his days on the Mickey Mouse Club with Christina. [...]