POSTS TAGGED: christmas

2010′s best and worst holiday commercials.

J-Mo solidifies his extra-wide seat in Hell by taking apart a Holiday Classic…

Making Christmas!

Long lost relatives visit the Duke of Castlebury in his itty bitty principality. One of them gets married.

The Browns get a Charlie Brown tree and Christine is a real Grinch

Celebrate!

All the movies the Hallmark channel managed to vomit up for the 2011 Christmas season

For our one night of free gifts and heart warming love, we must sacrifice a few humans.

Monday, Dec. 19 Who’s Still Standing (NBC, 8 pm) High-stakes game show that gives contestants a chance to win up to $1 million … or they may fall through a trap door. Are there sharks with lasers under the trap doors? Bubbling acid? Poison-smeared iron spikes? C’mon NBC, it’s trivia. You gotta give me something! [...]

The show opens with Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” and I already know I’m gonna love this episode. What can possibly go wrong when they start with the very best song in the whole wide world? Later I would find out just how wrong I could be. The Glee kids waste a whole [...]

Tim Allen murders Santa and takes over.

It’s a Christmas filled with Glee, and confusion! Welcome to the most bumbling, all-over-the-place Christmas special ever aired on network television. This special could have had so much potential, yet the execs allowed Matthew Morrison to direct and totally shot themselves in the foot. Mr. Shu can’t multitask; he has way too much gel to [...]

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

Debra’s commenting that she would love to be hiking, and Farrah lays into her about how it’s not her vacation, she’s there to help Farrah and omg, if I was Debra, I’d have reached over and smacked her like in Farrah’s 16 & Pregnant episode.

This week’s Teen Mom is titled, ‘As Long as We’re Together.’  Is this show smart enough to give us an ironic title?  Because the whole show is about almost being together, but not really about any sense of relief in partnership, the way the title would imply.  Maci wants to be together with Bentley and [...]

The family celebrates Christmas while hiding from the fuzz

Bethenny makes time for Christmas.

Happy Holidays from Antoine.

THESE are decorations.

Glee does a Christmas ep so they can make a Christmas album!

Tis the season for awkward drunken couch sex.