POSTS TAGGED: CJ Jacobsen

Top Chef

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?


Top Chef

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…


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Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…


Top Chef

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?


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Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…


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Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..


Top Chef

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…


Top Chef

Time to insult each other’s wieners!


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“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”


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Please pack your knives and GTFO…


Top Chef

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…