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Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Why Some Eat Their Youngins

This is turning out to be a fantastic season of Toddlers & Tiaras thanks to the focus being put back on the idiotic, mean-spirited, poor-sportsmanlike, English-language-butchering “adults.”  This episode almost had a smackdown and damn if that isn’t something I’d pay to see. And how!  “Welcome to the Carnival” is the sign we see as [...]

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras MiniCap

Guess Who’s Baaaaack?  Mrs. Ed! It’s remarkable how a show about kids has really turned into one about their stupid moms like with this week’s Toddlers & Tiaras.  And thank God for that, this was a good one!  This week’s South Elite Kentucky State Pageant Circus/Carnival theme is like opposite day with a chatterbox and [...]

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: DCFS, Where ARE you?

We certainly get a nice holiday buffet with this week’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.  The Carolina Queen Pageant takes place in Columbia, South Carolina, and Tanisha Dorsey is our cruise director for the week.  She tells us the pageant consists of beauty and “icon wear,” where the girls dress up as their favorite icon [...]