POSTS TAGGED: competition

Cat – where do you keep disappearing to? I’m now convinced that Bravo reads TVGasm. (Hi Andy!) My main complaint last week was that none of these people were very likable – and sure enough, this week I started liking a couple of them! (Hi Nicole! Hi Avery and her cute daughters! Hi Nick!) On [...]

So here we are.  The finale.  This has been a season of ups and downs. Mostly downs as this was the season of the fairly blase.  But no need to wax poetic as I am sure Idol will do that for me since we have two hours to kill. Let’s do this… To start of [...]

This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.

Do we like any of these people?

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) that I have been MIA for the last two weeks.  I had something come up that couldn’t be helped and since no one likes AI I had no sub.  SORRY! I did, however, keep [...]

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Wednesday, Jan. 18th Whitney (ABC, 8 pm) Happily unmarried Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D’Elia) seek advice from their friends when they realize they are close to relationship boredom. Well, at least their circle of friends isn’t an adorably quirky bunch. Oh. Brain trust. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Auditions in Atlanta. This. Again. [...]

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

The final three contestants perform for the last time and have some special surprise duets.

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

During the live semi-finals, one contestant is eliminated and Florence + The Machine performs.

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]