POSTS TAGGED: competition

Famous losers

If you think opening up a restaurant with one bitchy celebrity in charge is hard, imagine 7 bitchy celebrities! You don’t have to imagine anymore as fantasy becomes reality on the newest VH1 endeavor to regain America’s attention, Famous Food. The Dolce Group, which is Lonnie Moore and Mike Malin or two talking heads on [...]

A new show to love!

Pretend you don’t know how it ends.

Who will win?

Someone’s goose is cooked.

No spoilers here, folks!

Who will make the semi-finals?

Down to the wire!

Who needs skill when you have fans?

A DWTS mini

We begin this week in…..Austria. (You so crazy, Austria!)

The format and other things

There’s more magic in that single dance than in Tom Marvolo Riddle’s entire magical nutsack!

Why must every single episode have a theme?

Austrian wackiness

Trying to out-America each other

Classical Week is packed with classic moments.

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.

The soul behind the steps.

We finally get to see which of the Lesser Of Two Evils is victorious!

The Top Three tackle the Most Moribund Meal of their entire liiiiiives!

Between team ASL and Marlee Matlin, Sunday nights are pretty deaf. Ya heard? Oh, I’m sorry, perhaps you hadn’t heard. Berry’s almost deaf and I have selective hearing so we’re in the same boat. Since all the teams are STILL RACING, we have the same cast of characters as we had last week. But here [...]

Are y’all ready for some voluptuous man-tits?

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

He’s OK!

Do we need another music competition show?

The past comes back to haunt (and taunt) the chefs!

The muppets and cookies. AW

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

FahBeeOh f’s up an American classic any teenager can easily create.

Fran goes to Hollywood week! On her TV.

The Chefs play at food-styling and irritate the hell out of Lorraine Bracco!

The chefs get to play with some mighty big poles.

Dim sum battles

Some compete in a tennis-themed challenge. Others just duck balls all night.

NYC is the place to be unless you’re me and you can only see it on TV

Kids + Sugar × Liquid Nitrogen ÷ Pressure = MELTDOWN!

Finally! Some chefs that can actually COOK! Or can they?

Part two, loveys.