POSTS TAGGED: competition

Staaaahs

Can you believe we’ve subjected ourselves to 200 episodes of this?

Rock Week. Maks in leather pants. That is all.

Performance and Results all in one. Spoilers ahead-you’ve been warned.

In the round!

Now that Bolton’s gone, who is going to suck the most?

Week two-how much of a Predicament are we in for?

Luke-warm lame-ass leftovers.

Seriously?

First week of sequins, bad dancing, and overacting. Heaven.

The tale of the grey tuna.

The best security in the world can’t save our own C.I.A. agents from this

Restaurant Wars brings out a middle-school mentality in these dumbasses.

Season finale time!

“Ethiopian Food” is not an oxymoron after all!

Toddlers take over Congress.

Gordon Ramsay and Co. issuing a beat down, culinary style.

How many ways can YOU cook up animal genitalia?

Trailer: Vh1′s new weight loss show.

The chefs get to murder a bunch of crabs and then cook outdoors!

Tonight the winners lose, and the losers win!

Everybody STILL sucks at making desserts.

The chefs get to be Siamese Twins… and cook school lunch!

Top Chef DC begins

Can Chinese-Canadian cuisine beat out Swedish-Ethiopian, or will Atlantis-American take it all?

The Challenge nears the end…and balls.

Season 7 begins.

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

Double the pressure, plus double the bad puns, double the awkward pauses, double the bad costumes, and double the fake boobs.

Last week Dancing With the Stars was number one again, and we said good-bye to the Bachelor. And it appears that the show was as happy to see him go as we were! Will you accept this rose? This week in addition to their individual dances, the couple will face off in the cha-cha challenge. [...]

The Lesbians aren’t coming back any time soon – so it’s up to us to strap one on and dive into… “THE AMAZING RACE!”

Hey everybody, guess what? This is my hundredth recap for TVGasm! I know, right? It’s hard to believe I’ve dedicated almost two years of my life to writing mini-novellas about hairstylists and designers and models and chefs and bisexual famewhores. Time flies when you’re being a big fat bitchkitty, I guess. Seriously, though, this is [...]

Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we never have to hear Camila Alves speak again? Curious (like WaffleBoy) what Matt and Janine spent their dollar on? Well, I know we had basically put this season of Shear Genius to bed, but there was no way [...]

Hey y’all foodie fans! Remember how the last time we were all watching Top Chef it was Christmastime, and we were all super-depressed because our sweet and cuddly Kevin “DirtyBear” Gillespie didn’t win and that blade-nosed cocky assfuck Michael “Li’l Volt” Voltaggio did, and we all ate ourselves into a coma on pork ribs and [...]

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hair-Worldâ„¢ this one last time. A couple of weeks ago I found a pair of testicles hanging in my closet, put them on, and sent an email to Brig Van Osten to alert her to TVGasm.com, to explain my role here as Shear Genius Shit Talker, and the fact [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things don’t always go exactly the way you’ve planned. Sometimes you just have to roll with the unexpected changes that come your way and do the best you can to suppress the urge to throttle the people [...]

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s a special evening here at Casa J-Mo, for I was the lucky recipient of both a raise and a hand-job today (not from the same person, though) and I’ve been celebrating so I am stuffed full [...]

What’s up, people? You know how Cameltoe always ends each episode this season with her silly little tagline, “Hair is impotent“? Well, we all know she’s really trying to say “important” but the letter R just isn’t her friend. Anyhow, on tonight’s episode of Shear Genius we’re going to be reminded once again that the [...]

Hello again hairgomaniacs! I know that I have been bitching a lot about how this show has taken a steep swirl into the toilet because of the crappy hosting (and speaking) abilities of Cameltoe, and that none of the guest judges have been remotely famous (or interesting) to anyone outside of the hair industry, and [...]

Happy Post-Oscars, everyone! Could you all believe how bad the hair was at this year’s show? I don’t know if it was the rain, or if Sarah Jessica Parker was trying to look all freshly-fucked on purpose to combat those nasty rumors about her and Matthew Broderick’s marriage being on the rocks, but Tabatha would [...]